Beta Pi:
IS "BETA PI BLOG" JUNK E-MAIL?: 
Yes, and 
no! It is not this e-mail. This e-mail contains some written content of the "Beta Pi Blog", not the entire content. The "blog" is actually a web-site, it includes 
pictures, links, Archives of previous issues, and other 
time-wasters. To get there, simply "Click on" the web address: http://journals.aol.com/lasimons4law/beta-pi-blog/ .
LEGENDARY JACKSON HEARD: I was talking on the telephone to 
Vinny Starrstarr2456@comcast.net , and Vinny was keenly interested in the several ATO’s whose e-mail addresses remain unknown - but for whom we continue to search. He insisted I read the names to him - and thought up names of a few more ATO’s. "What about Bob "The Mole" Lichtenstein - and what about Legendary Jackson "Jack" Heard?"
I searched these guys on Vanderbilt Online Directory, and found both. Bob Lichtenstein is listed for address only - 6020 Portico Dr Apt 1515, Fort Worth, TX 76132_4189. Jack Heard is fully listed, living in Cumming, Georgia. Without further adieu,
BETA PI BLOG WELCOMES JACKSON HEARD jackheard@markheardfuel.com ! There were a lot of stories floating around about Jack Heard. 
Buck Biller fbiller1@msn.com and 
I were pledges, and had to meet theguy. I remember we went up to the Towers to meet Jack Heard, and he was very cordial to us. I couldn’t help but notice a huge pile of Metro Parking Tickets strewn over his desk - I mean there had to be hundreds, no exaggeration. Rumor had it there was this freakish trick that only Jack could do - a physiological trick, sort of like someone who is double-jointed can bend his fingers into contortions. Jack, it was rumored, could 
milk his teat! This was the stuff of legend - males are not usually capable of this, and Buck could not resist asking Jack to perform the feat. Jack actually did it, before our eyes. We were amazed, and laughing pretty hard, and Jack acted as though it was no big deal. It was 
surreal. In case there are any doubters, I witnessed Jack perform the feat a second time. Several of us, including 
J.D. Strickland were over at 
Johnny "Fur" Wheeler’s house, and guys were drinking beer and bragging about this and that. Fur was bragging that he gave his 
dog beer to drink - and commanded the dog to do it. We were laughing so hard, and then Fur bragged he also got the dog stoned - so we witnessed Fur blowing 
smoke in his dog’s face. Then, guys were laughing so hard, and somebody convinced Jack to perform the trick, and 
perform it he did! True story. The man is legendary. He was also something of a mystery man, who rarely visited the ATO House. Welcome, Jack! Thanks to Vinny for remembering you.
BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of May 27, 2008, the Blog roster total is 90 Beta Pi brothers, 82 of these Tick-a-lo men have e-mail addresses. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - 
fugetaboutit!
VTL,
Larry Simons
Beta Pi, 72
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