Friday, April 25, 2008

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2008, No.23 - XBG Neal Crenshaw, International Tick-a-lo Man

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FRANK BILLER ALLUDES TO X NEAL: So I’m racked out in my recliner yesterday evening, watching Donnie Brasco again, when my Blackberry sounds off - message-in-a-bottle from Venerable Buck-O fbiller1@msn.com :

E-MAIL FROM FRANK BILLER, April 24, 2008:

"Dear Larry and guys,

I get sooo confused on all this blog stuff. Larry's trains of thought have always been challenging for a simple boy from Davenport Iowa like me. So, I try to follow the blog despite a great deal of confusion. However, I have to give Props to Brother Larry on his Header/Screen Crawler at the top of the Blog. I mean- come on. a copy of the cover of "Thrasher" magazine with a pic of young Ted Stephany tedstephany@yahoo.com trumpeting "Prom Date from Hell" . . . only a truly demented can mind make this kind of stuff up.

There is brilliance in Brother Larry's insanity my friends. And he does have way too much time on his hands.

Kudos to you Brother Simons. You magnificent mad bastard.

VTL Buck

"NOTE: Pan-Asian culture invades Tic-Speak. I don't know if you have noticed from brother X. Neal Crenshaw's communications, but he regularly substitutes the word " 'da" for the.

I assume this has something to do with local Thai culture, years of alcohol abuse (Gin and tonic MUST be used in sub tropical climes to ward off malaria, monkey fever and other nefarious maladies) and/or something called "Thai Sticks" (not to start another controversey ala the Ted and Vinnie scenario).

Just as the Vietnamese Spin-f _ _ _ (edited, B.E.S.) chair has crept into all our bedrooms, I notice this coloquialism has creeped into Larrys lexicon on the blog.

RESPONSE SENT TO BUCK: Thank you, my friend. Your words remind me of the scene in Patton, where Gen. Patton is surveying the battlefield with his binoculars, and says "Rommel, you magnificent bastard . . . I read your book!" I love that scene.

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XBG NEAL CRENSHAW, INTERNATIONAL TICK-A-LO MAN: It’s a good thing Buck brought up X Neal. Reminds me that Neal neal.crenshaw@gmail.com recently sent me some great photos of his life in Thailand.

For those brothers new to the blog, Neal’s nick-name has morphed from "X-Neal" to XBG-Neal.

There is a story behind that (see Archives, Vol.2007, No.17 ) but suffice to say, Neal has built (he’s a contractor who builds embassies) a beautiful compound carved out of the middle of the jungle, drives a Harley in the bush, and plays guitar in a local band - and the natives have dubbed him "The Bronze God" - hence the intials "BG" have been added to the X, morphing to XBG-Neal.

Here are some shots of XBG’s jungle-paradise compound in Thailand, and his beautiful wife, and their daughter Lulu. Neal, Lulu is absolutely adorable, my brother.

As you may know, Neal issued a standing invitation to Tick-a-lo’s spanning the globe, to come vacation in his compound, where he has a pool, and recording studio. Marlon had suggested several of us charter a flight. Who knows?

BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of April 25, 2008, the Blog roster total is 87 Beta Pi brothers, 80 of these Tick-a-lo men have e-mail addresses. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - fugetaboutit!

VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, 72

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2008, No.22 - Vinny Starr's Question Answered

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VINNY STARR’S QUESTION ANSWERED: Recently, Vinny Starr starr2456@comcast.net created a controversy by posting a comment (which was initially censored to protect a brother’s reputation - which censorship itself caused controversy - but that’s beside the point) to Issue No.19, in which he confessed to trying a Quaalude during college - and after swallowing the pill, claims to have felt nothing, and prompting this question:

What does a Quaalude do?

Well, a few nights ago, I’m watching one of my favorite gangster movies "Donnie Brasco" starring Al Pacino. And a scene in this movie provides an amusing answer to Vinny’s recent question:

.   .   . The scene is at the pool hall which is the gangster safe-house, full of wise-guys discussing their "earnings." In a passing shot, a few of the "made-guys" are discussing a drug score - of Quaaludes. Nicky has a bag of pills in his hand, pulls out a pill, and holds it up, grinning, obviously proud of his score.

NICKY: . . . Give a broad two or three of these, fugetaboutit . . . she’ll do anything you want!

PAULIE: Quaaludes .   .   . oughta give three-a-these to Brenda, maybe then she’d cook.

NICKY:  I doubt it.

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THE SPYWARE WHO LOVED ME: Like Vinny, I am a fan of all things "spy." When I was a kid, my favorite TV shows were "I Spy" "Get Smart" "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." and "Goldfinger" was the first James Bond movie I saw. These days, I love to watch The Bourne series, and C.I.A. movies like "The Good Shepherd" which are among the best cloak & dagger movies ever made, in my opinion.

Imagine my surprise, when I get this note (also posted as a comment at Issue No. 21) from   TED-ZILLA, tedstephany@yahoo.com shortly after he surfaced and visited the blog for the first time:

FROM TED STEPHANY, April 17, 2008:

"Hi Larry

"After visiting your site I ran an anti-spyware program and found 3 invasions, namely, "2 o 7 net," "a t w o l a . c o m" & "Tacoda" cookie.

"These are tracking cookies! They are privacy invasions far worse than any "libel" (hopefully in good fun - I didn't see it). If this is AOL's doing, you may want to address the issue with them. If this is your doing, I will be obliged to share this info with my fellow brothers.I look forward o your response in the near future.

Respectfully yours, Ted"

TO MIGHTY STUFF:  Ted, good work, O Mighty Spy-killer. Your comments are important, and I take them very seriously.

F.Y.I. To publish "da-blog" I use "AOL Journals" - mainly because its "free" (I am part Scottish, and generally squeeze nickels 'til they spit out 2 cents extra). Ah yes, as we know, the "internet" is full of surprises. As a disclaimer (at the top of the blog), I warn the Brothers (and others) that Beta Pi Blog is not a "private" blog, it can be viewed by anyone savvy enough to follow a URL. And, being a trial lawyer, I have my hands full - frankly my dear I don't give-a-damn - you might say. I've spent untold amounts in therapy learning to "lighten-up."

Therefore, for me, it’s a non-issue. My old friend, I take full responsibility for the offender Vinauseous Starrinsky - he is my best friend, and I would die for him. If I have P.O.'ed you, I will sit in judgment alongside transgressor Starr at Alumni Star Chamber.

Other than that, hope you enjoy da-blog.

VTL,

Lorenzo

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ALL THAT ENERGY - OVER SPYWARE.  Therefore, your Blog Editorial Board has reviewed the "disclaimer & warning" at the top of the blog, found it wanting, and accordingly revised it. I direct your attention "up" to the top of your screen.

 

BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of April 24, 2008, the Blog roster total is 87 Beta Pi brothers, 80 of these Tick-a-lo men have e-mail addresses. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - fugetaboutit!

VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, 72

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2008, No.21 - Congratulations Earl Stover

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CONGRATULATIONS EARL STOVER: Earl Stover ebstoveriii@aol.com a.k.a. Hangin’ Judge Earl, has some good news - his daughter has been accepted at Vanderbilt! Apparently, she has not yet decided whether to attend. Here is the note Earl sent to me:

"Larry,

I am not very blog/computer literate but wanted to pass on an eye witness report on the new "Tics."

My daughter has been accepted into Vanderbilt as an engineering student. We arrived in Nashville Friday night ( April 11) around 10. Before checking into our inn she wanted to drive by the school to locate the meeting building for the next day's program - such a "geer."

The drive by took us past the ATO house where much to my surprise a full blown toga party was in progress. I think they had the same band we had in the day. They were wandering/stumbling about at full speed. They had erected a privacy fence of plastic bamboo for dubious security purposes. The roman columns were in peril of falling. They had beer and wenches aplenty. I wanted to stop but my wife would not allow it. We drove around the block and the KA's had a weak effort underway.

Other than that the ATO's owned Greek town. Once again my wife would not let me stop. Later my daughter wisely refused to sneak out with me to observe what I had deduced to be a ritual passing of spring.

The next morning we parked in the large garage across from the Tic House. It was littered with the remains of the previous night's revelry-dozens of beer cans, bottles and a couch in the front yard. The boys were moving real slow but there were a few survivors.

By Saturday afternoon the guys had rebounded and by 4 were beginning to crank it up again. The music was loud and a few beers were in hand. Once again my wife and daughter insisted that we leave without stopping to check in for a plane to Georgia Tech.

As I drove away I told my daughter that if she went to Vandy to stay away from the ATO's

Earl Stover-Class of 75."

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Earl, my guess is that your wife wouldn’t let you call me when you came to town, for the same reason she forbid you from setting foot in Tic Mansion.

My heart goes out to you my friend. Often, when my wife Ann, her daughter Maggie (who is a senior at Belmont) and I are out together - they decide what we do. Women are powerful creatures, and I’ve learned (the hard way) that it is always wise to yield in their presence.

As to your take on the current bunch of ATO’s, I respectfully disagree. The last time Ann and I were on campus (last fall) the ATO’s had a band party (see Archives, Vol.2007, No.55), and were all very polite (in spite of their condition). In my view, they’re a good group of guys. My step-daughter Maggie and some of her girlfriends at Belmont have been to a few ATO parties, and Maggie says the ATO’s have the best parties. Of course, my situation is a bit different - my wife lets me go to the Tic House, and enjoys going with me. Hang in there (no pun intended) my brother.

BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of April 14, 2008, the Blog roster total is 87 Beta Pi brothers, 80 of these Tick-a-lo men have e-mail addresses. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - fugetaboutit!

VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, 72