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! It is not this e-mail. This e-mail contains some written content of the "Beta Pi Blog", not the entire content. The "blog" is actually a web-site, it includes 
pictures, links, Archives of previous issues, and 
other 
time-wasters. To get there, simply "Click on" the web address:___ SCHWIMBAG POET PEROUT PICTORIAL BONANZA, PART 3: . . . Continuing from the mighty pen of
Schwimbaggio Jeff Perout jeff@perout.com ! . . . "E-MAIL #6,000,001 - FROM JEFF, March 11, 2008
"Bozo.... Here are
two pics of some sad TIC's 
after what I believe to be the UT vs. Vandy game at home in Vandy gym... Looks like we lost....I have pics of the honor guard flag ceremony with oranges stuck onto their bayonets...is that not the night where some baseball player made a perfect peg and hit Ray Mears right in the head with an orange from the back of the student section and brought him to his knees? The juice had to be cleaned off the floor before the game could begin. I believe that was the last time Ray Mears made his traditional walk across court at any away games. Alexander Heard, the next day issued an open letter about anyone involved would be expelled. Nobody ratted as I recall. The guy in the foreground who is not a TIC is Schwimbaggio Chuck VanFossan, a Sigmachi... Jeff* * *
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"A hundred button-men on the streets, 24 hours a day!" Santino Corleone,from The Godfather. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - fugetaboutit! VTL,
Larry Simons
Beta Pi, 72
the Immortal Marty . . .
"THE SHOES OF CHAMPIONS, A PEROUT TALE" 
knucklehead decided I was the right Tick-a-lor to run The Mile - or maybe I was the only knucklehead to accept the invitation to run the mile. I don' recall. 
Jeff Perout volunteered me his track shoes. To me, they felt like socks with metal spikes under the toes. Jeff assured me that these were "the shoes of champions," and so 
I lined up for the race. 
proverbial dust. I thought to myself, hey, piece of cake. I am gonna kick some butt here. And off I went, leading the way and wondering why I had never run track before - until, say, um, about lap two.
Arms Aylward, why, I asked my God at that moment, couldn't I move my legs; 
Buck Biller can run backwards in his Hush Puppies faster than I can at this moment in time??? 
Buck had chugged across the infield and, yes indeed, was cheering me on, screaming is more like it, saying something along the lines of "Get the lead out, Marty!" And yes it is true that he was running backwards at that point in the race and running faster backwards than I was forward in Perout’s track shoes. Much faster with no sign of labor in his breathing. 
Buck just run this damn race himself backwards in his Hush Puppies??? 
Buck and 
Jeff offered me beer, took the shoes 
and left me writhing in pain, loser that I was... 
Marty!~ 
Marty!~ 
Marty!~
Beta Pi:
, and no
! It is not this e-mail. This e-mail contains some written content of the "Beta Pi Blog", not the entire content. The "blog" is actually a web-site, it includes 
pictures, 
links, 
Archives of previous 
issues, and 
other 
time-wasters. 
To get there, simply "Click on" the web address: 
Jeff Perout 
contest...
There are recognizable people 
on the roof 
also...perhaps a door prize for any of those? Jeff"
"Lunchmeat" shortened to "Schmeat"...derived from "Out to Lunch"...a.k.a. Bill Whalen....
E-MAIL #903 - FROM JEFF, March 11, 2008:
Stubs and 
The Rat
.....and on the right...that MIGHT be Tom Lovingood
with a major hangover...and realistically, who could protest if it isn't? Jeff"
Schwimbag Jeff!~ 
Larry Simons
and no
! It is not this e-mail. This e-mail contains some written content of the "Beta Pi Blog", not the entire content. The "blog" is actually a web-site, it includes 
pictures, 
links, 
Archives of previous issues, and 
other 
time-wasters. 
To get there, simply "Click on" the web address: 
Jeff Perout 
care-giver in the attached image? I will forward an image of the answer in a future post. This is just the beginning of my recent trek through my image archives...there is A LOT more to come.. Schwimbaggio Perout..."
will be the first Tick-a-lor to correctly answer Jeff’s 3 questions:
Jeff Perout & other Schwimbags at the Krystal (or other restaurant of Jeff’s choosing), during Reunion 2009 (which is Jeff’s 35th Reunion). Must attend Reunion 2009 to collect prize. Dinner generously paid for by Perout.
I can't remember where these were taken. 
Obviously some kind of Tic party out in Nashville somewhere. 
Perhaps someone else will remember. 
Schwimbaggio Jeff"
Wags Wagner's house, in Hartsville, TN - 
pool party he threw for us! 
two more pics of some of the TIC chicks there... 
Susan Neilson, a Poo-Phoo, a blond Chi-O whom I can't remember, and I believe it's 
Julie Fassett, another Chi-O...WAAZ's girlfriend...and catch those wheels on SN...why did I let her slip away....oh, that's right, I'm an idiot... There might be one or two more of the Wags party..but you have the best...."
of that nebulous 
TIC party. I'm sending a bunch, a couple at a time. Sorry if there are dupes.
Alex and Laura...."