Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2008, No.11 - Tick-a-lo Look-a-like Contest!

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2008, No.11 - Tick-a-lo Look-a-like Contest

Beta Pi:

TICK-A-LO’S, ABSCOND-O’S AND EXECUTORS!: This e-mail contains the written content of this"Beta Pi Blog"issue, not the entire content. The blog includes pictures, links, Archives of previous issues, and other time-wasters - so "Click on" the web address: http://journals.aol.com/lasimons4law/beta-pi-blog/ .

 

Over the past months, your Beta Pi Blog staff has observed several striking "look-a-likes" - Venerable Tick-a-lo’s who happen to resemble a famous person (or Infamous Tick-a-lo’s who resemble famous humanoids - you choose). Sheer boredom - and a lack of blogmiester contributors and other Tick News - has led to this latest time-waster . . . Announcing:

TICK-A-LO LOOK-A-LIKE CONTEST: the Blog submits several look-a-like candidates - and you choose. Vote for your 3 favorites by sending an e-mail to the Blog, listing

(1) your 1st Place choice, (2) your 2nd Place choice, and (3) your 3rd Place choice.

This is one contest where you only win if the denizens of Tick-le-dom elect you as 1st Place choice - in which case, you win Dinner for 2 (including beer) at Rotiers, Bozino buys. Here are your nominee’s:

 

Bob Aylward / Sherman

 

Frank Biller / Marlboro Man

 

Doug Campbell / Yosemite Sam

 

Frank Collins / Marty Feldman

 

Marc Darling / Ratso Rizzo

 

George Ford / M-Link

 

Matt Hart / Abominable Doctor Phibes

 

Mark Hektner / Lurch

 

Joel Kadarauch / Itchy

 

Art Landry / Senator David Vitter

 

Ken Linden / Harpo

 

Tom Lovinggood / George Hamilton

 

Thomas McCown / Cyclops

 

Mark McGann / Marlon Brando

 

Mark McGann / Smilin’ Bob

 

Clyde Noel / Krispy Kreme Donut Man

 

Chris Page / Birdman

 

Conrad Peterson / Conan the Barbarian

 

Van Sayler / Senator Larry Craig

 

Steve Starr / My Cousin Vinny

 

J.D. Strickland / Bob Marley

 

Sean Walsh / Juan Valdez

 

Bill Whalen / Inspector Clouseau

LATE ENTRY SUBMITTED BY VINNY STARR:

Larry Simons / Bozo the Clown

LATE ENTRY SUBMITTED BY TISON KEEL:  "I really want that dinner at Rotier's, especially on Bozo.  I vote for Tison Keel as Randy Travis. But not as Too Tall Jones"

Tison Keel / Randy Travis / Too Tall Jones

 

LATE ENTRIES SUBMITTED BY BOZINO:

Funky Engleman / Don King

 

John Stein / Mr. Potato Head / Oliver Hardy:  you decide!

 

Mike Glover, a.k.a. Wuss / Grizzly Adams

 

George Joe / Tattoo

 

Matt "Dung" Young / Ancient Brain-Surgery Head

 

Ted Stephany / Charles Bronson

TED-ZILLA / GODZILLA

 

BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: The Blog roster now stands at 85 Beta Pi brothers, 76 of whom have e-mail addresses. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - fork it up!

 

VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, 72

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

FROM ART LANDRY, February 26, 2008:
"attaboy Bozo. I like it. I never paid for it, but then, I never had the money. A true Tic-a-lo!"

Anonymous said...

SPORTS UPDATE - FROM BLOG SPORTS CORRESPONDENT JOHN STEIN, February 26, 2008:
"Boys, just came from the game.  U.T. Now owns the world record for shortest # 1......28 hours !!   A thing of beauty --be proud of your Commodores.    Jfs
--------------------------
John Stein
Sent from my BlackBerry Wireless Handheld"

Anonymous said...

FROM TOM LOVINGGOOD, February 27, 2008:
"I vote for Tom Lovinggood

Tom Lovinggood"

TO TOM:  Bravo!  Blog Contest Committee rules that voting for self is legal, however, winner must win by more than 1 vote.  Lobbying is encouraged - recommend you make personal calls or e-mails to many Tick-a-lo's to promote your candidacy.  

Anonymous said...

BALLOT RECEIVED FROM VINNY STARR, February 27, 2008:
"Larry:

Some good laughs there.  A job well done, except for the obvious exclusionery error.  See attached to rectify this error.

Vinnie

P.S. I vote for 1st place - Doug Campbell, 2nd place - Mark Hektner, third place - Van Sayler"

TO VIN:  Glad you had some laughs.  Laughter is underrated.  I'll try to post your attachment, if possible.

Anonymous said...

BALLOT RECEIVED FROM TISON KEEL, February 28, 2008:
"I really want that dinner at Rotier's, especially on Bozo.  I vote for Tison Keel as Randy Travis.
But not as Too Tall Jones"

TO TISON:  ILAMNATOB (I love all my Narcissistic ATO Brothers)!  It takes one to know one, as they say.

Anonymous said...

I get a lot of Dr. Emmett Brown references these days... the ill effects of age are setting in.  Marty Feldman, RIP.    I go with Phibes, Fotch, and Conrad the Magnificent, in that order.