Thursday, April 24, 2008

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2008, No.22 - Vinny Starr's Question Answered

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VINNY STARR’S QUESTION ANSWERED: Recently, Vinny Starr starr2456@comcast.net created a controversy by posting a comment (which was initially censored to protect a brother’s reputation - which censorship itself caused controversy - but that’s beside the point) to Issue No.19, in which he confessed to trying a Quaalude during college - and after swallowing the pill, claims to have felt nothing, and prompting this question:

What does a Quaalude do?

Well, a few nights ago, I’m watching one of my favorite gangster movies "Donnie Brasco" starring Al Pacino. And a scene in this movie provides an amusing answer to Vinny’s recent question:

.   .   . The scene is at the pool hall which is the gangster safe-house, full of wise-guys discussing their "earnings." In a passing shot, a few of the "made-guys" are discussing a drug score - of Quaaludes. Nicky has a bag of pills in his hand, pulls out a pill, and holds it up, grinning, obviously proud of his score.

NICKY: . . . Give a broad two or three of these, fugetaboutit . . . she’ll do anything you want!

PAULIE: Quaaludes .   .   . oughta give three-a-these to Brenda, maybe then she’d cook.

NICKY:  I doubt it.

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THE SPYWARE WHO LOVED ME: Like Vinny, I am a fan of all things "spy." When I was a kid, my favorite TV shows were "I Spy" "Get Smart" "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." and "Goldfinger" was the first James Bond movie I saw. These days, I love to watch The Bourne series, and C.I.A. movies like "The Good Shepherd" which are among the best cloak & dagger movies ever made, in my opinion.

Imagine my surprise, when I get this note (also posted as a comment at Issue No. 21) from   TED-ZILLA, tedstephany@yahoo.com shortly after he surfaced and visited the blog for the first time:

FROM TED STEPHANY, April 17, 2008:

"Hi Larry

"After visiting your site I ran an anti-spyware program and found 3 invasions, namely, "2 o 7 net," "a t w o l a . c o m" & "Tacoda" cookie.

"These are tracking cookies! They are privacy invasions far worse than any "libel" (hopefully in good fun - I didn't see it). If this is AOL's doing, you may want to address the issue with them. If this is your doing, I will be obliged to share this info with my fellow brothers.I look forward o your response in the near future.

Respectfully yours, Ted"

TO MIGHTY STUFF:  Ted, good work, O Mighty Spy-killer. Your comments are important, and I take them very seriously.

F.Y.I. To publish "da-blog" I use "AOL Journals" - mainly because its "free" (I am part Scottish, and generally squeeze nickels 'til they spit out 2 cents extra). Ah yes, as we know, the "internet" is full of surprises. As a disclaimer (at the top of the blog), I warn the Brothers (and others) that Beta Pi Blog is not a "private" blog, it can be viewed by anyone savvy enough to follow a URL. And, being a trial lawyer, I have my hands full - frankly my dear I don't give-a-damn - you might say. I've spent untold amounts in therapy learning to "lighten-up."

Therefore, for me, it’s a non-issue. My old friend, I take full responsibility for the offender Vinauseous Starrinsky - he is my best friend, and I would die for him. If I have P.O.'ed you, I will sit in judgment alongside transgressor Starr at Alumni Star Chamber.

Other than that, hope you enjoy da-blog.

VTL,

Lorenzo

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ALL THAT ENERGY - OVER SPYWARE.  Therefore, your Blog Editorial Board has reviewed the "disclaimer & warning" at the top of the blog, found it wanting, and accordingly revised it. I direct your attention "up" to the top of your screen.

 

BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of April 24, 2008, the Blog roster total is 87 Beta Pi brothers, 80 of these Tick-a-lo men have e-mail addresses. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - fugetaboutit!

VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, 72

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2008, No.21 - Congratulations Earl Stover

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CONGRATULATIONS EARL STOVER: Earl Stover ebstoveriii@aol.com a.k.a. Hangin’ Judge Earl, has some good news - his daughter has been accepted at Vanderbilt! Apparently, she has not yet decided whether to attend. Here is the note Earl sent to me:

"Larry,

I am not very blog/computer literate but wanted to pass on an eye witness report on the new "Tics."

My daughter has been accepted into Vanderbilt as an engineering student. We arrived in Nashville Friday night ( April 11) around 10. Before checking into our inn she wanted to drive by the school to locate the meeting building for the next day's program - such a "geer."

The drive by took us past the ATO house where much to my surprise a full blown toga party was in progress. I think they had the same band we had in the day. They were wandering/stumbling about at full speed. They had erected a privacy fence of plastic bamboo for dubious security purposes. The roman columns were in peril of falling. They had beer and wenches aplenty. I wanted to stop but my wife would not allow it. We drove around the block and the KA's had a weak effort underway.

Other than that the ATO's owned Greek town. Once again my wife would not let me stop. Later my daughter wisely refused to sneak out with me to observe what I had deduced to be a ritual passing of spring.

The next morning we parked in the large garage across from the Tic House. It was littered with the remains of the previous night's revelry-dozens of beer cans, bottles and a couch in the front yard. The boys were moving real slow but there were a few survivors.

By Saturday afternoon the guys had rebounded and by 4 were beginning to crank it up again. The music was loud and a few beers were in hand. Once again my wife and daughter insisted that we leave without stopping to check in for a plane to Georgia Tech.

As I drove away I told my daughter that if she went to Vandy to stay away from the ATO's

Earl Stover-Class of 75."

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Earl, my guess is that your wife wouldn’t let you call me when you came to town, for the same reason she forbid you from setting foot in Tic Mansion.

My heart goes out to you my friend. Often, when my wife Ann, her daughter Maggie (who is a senior at Belmont) and I are out together - they decide what we do. Women are powerful creatures, and I’ve learned (the hard way) that it is always wise to yield in their presence.

As to your take on the current bunch of ATO’s, I respectfully disagree. The last time Ann and I were on campus (last fall) the ATO’s had a band party (see Archives, Vol.2007, No.55), and were all very polite (in spite of their condition). In my view, they’re a good group of guys. My step-daughter Maggie and some of her girlfriends at Belmont have been to a few ATO parties, and Maggie says the ATO’s have the best parties. Of course, my situation is a bit different - my wife lets me go to the Tic House, and enjoys going with me. Hang in there (no pun intended) my brother.

BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of April 14, 2008, the Blog roster total is 87 Beta Pi brothers, 80 of these Tick-a-lo men have e-mail addresses. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - fugetaboutit!

VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, 72

Monday, April 14, 2008

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2008, No.20 - Marlon Noir, Blog Reporter, Episode #9

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MARLON NOIR, BLOG REPORTER, Episode 9:

"It was a dark morning in my City, or at least in my flat - where I keep the shades down . . . I like it dark all the time - just like I like to have my overcoat with me all the time, it just feels right.

"Time for a cigarette . . . Dollface, bring me those matches and that pack of Camels - and, lets see . . . I feel like a little music.

"I wonder what’s on the radio . . . Usually a good jazz station on the low end of the dial . . .

(Rap music starts to play)

"Can’t have that!" Although, Marlon thought to himself ‘for some strange reason, there’s something about Rap music that appeals to me, but I can’t put my finger on it.’

Marlon found himself unable, or unwilling to change the radio dial. Finally, it came to him.

"That’s it! Rap singers insult and deprecate their women - that’s why it fascinates me. What do ya know? At least I don’t call my woman a "bitch" or a "bitchy ho’"

"Hey Dollface, how’s about a little breakfast . . . before its time for you to beat it? I’m starving."

"Think I’ll check the internet, check my e-mail for the latest news. What’s this, a message from Scott Shepard! That beats all! Scott finally got a computer and an e-mail address. That’s big news. Scott.shepard16@yahoo.com

"Dollface, if you don’t hurry up with that grub, I’ll lose my ‘creative spark’ - I won’t be able to crank out my column for the blog -

"Hold your horses, Marlie - here it is, your favorite. Scrambled eggs, 2 Slim Jim’s, and a bottle of Schoenling’s Little Kings. Now, I’m going shopping, Poopsie!

"Yeah, thanks, and knock yourself out . . . and hey, pick me up some Preparation H while you’re at it.

"Damn - I thought that broad would never stop talking . . .

STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF MARLON NOIR, BLOG REPORTER!

 

BETA PI BLOG WELCOMES SCOTT SHEPARD!  Scott had told me a few months ago he was planning to get a computer, and set up a personal e-mail - and today, Mark McGann markmcgann@prodigy.net sent me Scott’s e-mail address scott.shepard16@yahoo.com . Welcome to the blog-o-sphere, old friend! Tick-a-lors, e-mail the Scotsman, and harangue him - for old-time’s sake!

BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of April 14, 2008, the Blog roster total is 87 Beta Pi brothers, 80 of these Tick-a-lo men have e-mail addresses. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - fugetaboutit!

VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, 72

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2008, No.19 - Ted Stephany, the "Stuff" of Legend

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TED STEPHANY, THE "STUFF" OF LEGEND: Several weeks ago, Tick-a-lo man extra ordinaire, D.R. Flower avalonf@verizon.net , and I exchanged notes sent me that sparked the search for the Immortal TED-ZILLA:

"FROM D.R. FLOWER, February 11, 2008: I am reminded of how my Tic big brother Ted "Fifi" Stephany so eloquently responded when asked why he did not have a phone: "If I had a phone, people would call me."

In defiance of that bit of sage advise, my phone numbers are listed below: DR Flower, 3205 Oxford Dr., Rowlett, TX 75088 972.412.5085 H 972.679.9813 C"

TO DR: Could you find Ted Stephany for us? He's not on the roster - I have no info on him.

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Thereafter, D.R. came up with lots of intelligence on Fifi, but the e-mail address remained a mystery.

Art Landry awl@awlandry.net weighed in at some point. Somehow, I don’t know how, Ted Stephany got my e-mail address. Here is what I got:

"hello bozo,

heard u have a tic blog address?

now u have mine

hope all is well with u and yours

stuff"

Poetic stuff, Stuff!

BETA PI BLOG WELCOMES TED STEPHANY! tedstephany@yahoo.com

Ted, I know you were Class of ‘77.  But after straining my brain, the Ted Stephany memories that come to mind all involve you and J.D. Strickland. I don’t recall actual events, its sort of like a fog. And as you know, J.D. had a way of creating a fog any place where there was none. I remember you being a reserved fellow, a man of few words, with a look of quiet contentment - but a serious man of determination. Glad to have you aboard, old friend! Tick-a-lors, e-mail the Fifi, and sardonify him - for old-time’s sake!

BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of April 12, 2008, the Blog roster stands at 87 Beta Pi brothers, 79 Tick-a-lo men online who have e-mail addresses. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - fugetaboutit!

VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, 72

Friday, April 4, 2008

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2008, No.18 - Juke Joint Festival '08

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JUKE JOINT FESTIVAL 2008 - CLARKSDALE, MISSISSIPPI: will be Saturday, April 19, 2008.

You might ask:

Q: What is Juke Joint Festival?

A: You pay $10 for a ticket that gets you admission to about a dozen Juke Joints in Clarksdale. There is a funky bus that travels the Juke Joint circuit, so you go to a Juke Joint - drink, get on the bus, go the next Juke Joint - drink, get on the bus, go the next Juke Joint - drink, get on the bus, go the next Juke Joint, about a dozen times - all in one day! Hey, if you love the blues, this is truly an entertainment value.

Q: What is a Juke Joint?

A: Good question. The short answer is blues dive, blues joint. But the term has a rich etymology. So, I ripped off Wikipedia to give you a little history:

"Juke joint (or jook joint) is the vernacular term for an informal establishment featuring blues music, dancing, and alcoholic drinks, primarily operated by African American people in the southeastern United States. The term "juke" is believed to derive from the Gullah word joog, meaning rowdy or disorderly.

[1] Besides the Blues, juke joints are known for improvised, often bawdy and humorous, styles of rhythmic dancing associated with jazz, blues, or funk called juking. A juke joint may also be called a "barrelhouse," itself another name for this style of dancing.

[2] Juke joints emerged along with new patterns of African American labor following Emancipation. Migrant workers and sharecroppers needed a place to relax and socialize following a hard week, particularly since they were barred from most white establishments by Jim Crow laws.

[3] Set up on the outskirts of town, often in ramshackle buildings or private houses, juke joints offered food, drink, dancing and gambling for weary workers. Owners made extra money selling groceries or moonshine to patrons, or providing cheap room and board.

Juke joints were not exclusively an African American or rural phenomenon. The term was used for both white and black establishments. Later, honky tonk became a more common term for a generally white establishment that emphasized music and dancing over food and socializing. In Mexican American culture, cantinas served much the same purpose.

[4] In 1934, anthropologist Zora Neale Hurston made the first formal attempt to describe the juke joint and its cultural role, writing that "the Negro jooks...are primitive rural counterparts of resort night clubs, where turpentine workers take their evening relaxation deep in the pine forests." Jukes figure prominently in her studies of African American folklore.

[5] Juke joints are most famous in American culture as incubators for the Delta blues.  Virtually all the great early figures of blues, including Robert Johnson, Son House, Charley Patton, and countless others, traveled the juke joint circuit, scraping out a living on tips and free meals. While musicians played, patrons enjoyed the dances of the period, including the Jitterbug and the Slow Drag . . ."

You get the idea.  By definition, a juke joint is a natural habitat for the American Tick-a-lo.  Ann and I will be there for the festival - because we love the blues, but also, that evening, we’ll be having a "release party" for my son Andrew’s jazz jam-band, Groundspeak.

DELTA-JAM RECORDS RELEASE PARTY APRIL 19, 2008: I started an independent record label, Delta-Jam Records, and signed Groundspeak, a Memphis-based jazz fusion band to a 2 record deal. Their debut album was produced by Sam Levine and is entitled "Local Language." We’ve set a release date for April 19, 2008. We plan to have a listening party at 8:00 p.m.. You’re invited. R.S.V.P. 615-512-1448. The party will be at our Clarksdale blues building:

Delta-Jam Records

149-B Delta Avenue

Clarksdale, MS 38614 (come in the side-door)

In May or June, the band will also be having a Memphis release party / gig - where they will play live, and I will let you know when and where that will be.

BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of April 4, 2008, the Blog roster stands at 87 Beta Pi brothers, 78 Tick-a-lo men online who have e-mail addresses.

"78 Tick-a-lo men on the streets, 24 hours a day!" Lorenzo Bozino, from The Three Stooges Meet Tony The Toe. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - fugetaboutit!

VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, 72