Beta Pi:
IS "BETA PI BLOG" JUNK E-MAIL?: Yes, and
no! It is not this e-mail. This e-mail contains some written content of the "Beta Pi Blog", not the entire content. The "blog" is actually a web-site, it includes
pictures,
links,
Archives of previous issues, and other
time-wasters. To get there, simply "Click on" the web address: http://journals.aol.com/lasimons4law/beta-pi-blog/ .
VINNY STARR’S QUESTION ANSWERED: Recently, Vinny Starr starr2456@comcast.net created a controversy by posting a comment (which was initially censored to protect a brother’s reputation - which censorship itself caused controversy - but that’s beside the point) to Issue No.19, in which he confessed
to trying a Quaalude during college - and after swallowing the pill, claims to have felt nothing, and prompting this question:
What does a Quaalude do?
Well, a few nights ago, I’m watching one of my favorite gangster movies "Donnie Brasco" starring Al Pacino. And a scene in this movie provides an amusing answer to Vinny’s recent question:
. . . The scene is at the pool hall which is the gangster safe-house, full of wise-guys discussing their "earnings." In a passing shot, a few of the "made-guys" are discussing a drug score - of Quaaludes. Nicky has a bag of pills in his hand, pulls out a pill, and holds it up, grinning, obviously proud of his score.
NICKY: . . . Give a broad two or three of these, fugetaboutit . . . she’ll do anything you want!
PAULIE: Quaaludes . . . oughta give three-a-these to Brenda, maybe then she’d cook.
NICKY: I doubt it.
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THE SPYWARE WHO LOVED ME: Like Vinny, I am a fan of all
things
"spy." When I was a kid, my favorite TV shows were "I Spy" "Get Smart" "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." and "Goldfinger" was the first James Bond movie I saw. These days, I love to watch The Bourne series, and C.I.A. movies like "The Good Shepherd" which are among the best cloak & dagger movies ever made, in my opinion.
Imagine my surprise, when I get this note (also posted as a comment at Issue No. 21) from TED-ZILLA, tedstephany@yahoo.com shortly after he surfaced and visited the blog for the first time:
FROM TED STEPHANY, April 17, 2008:
"Hi Larry
"After visiting your site I ran an anti-spyware program and found 3 invasions, namely, "2 o 7 net," "a t w o l a . c o m" & "Tacoda" cookie.
"These are tracking cookies! They are privacy invasions far worse than any "libel" (hopefully in good fun - I didn't see it). If this is AOL's doing, you may want to address the issue with them. If this is your doing, I will be obliged to share this info with my fellow brothers.I look forward o your response in the near future.
Respectfully yours, Ted"
TO MIGHTY STUFF: Ted, good work, O Mighty Spy-killer. Your comments are important, and I take them very seriously.
F.Y.I. To publish "da-blog" I use "AOL Journals" - mainly because its "free" (I am part Scottish, and generally squeeze nickels 'til they spit out 2 cents extra). Ah yes, as we know, the "internet" is full of surprises. As a disclaimer (at the top of the blog), I warn the Brothers (and others) that Beta Pi Blog is not a "private" blog, it can be viewed by anyone savvy enough to follow a URL. And, being a trial lawyer, I have my hands full - frankly my dear I don't give-a-damn - you might say. I've spent untold amounts in therapy learning to "lighten-up."
Therefore, for me, it’s a non-issue. My old friend, I take full responsibility for the offender Vinauseous Starrinsky - he is my best friend, and I would die for him. If I have P.O.'ed you, I will sit in judgment alongside transgressor Starr at Alumni Star Chamber.
Other than that, hope you enjoy da-blog.
VTL,
Lorenzo
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ALL THAT ENERGY - OVER SPYWARE. Therefore, your Blog Editorial Board has reviewed the "disclaimer & warning" at the top of the blog, found it wanting, and accordingly revised it. I direct your attention "up" to the top of your screen.
BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of April 24, 2008, the Blog roster total is 87 Beta Pi brothers, 80 of these Tick-a-lo men have e-mail addresses. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - fugetaboutit!
VTL,
Larry Simons
Beta Pi, 72