Beta Pi:
IS "BETA PI BLOG" JUNK E-MAIL?: 
I searched these guys on Vanderbilt Online Directory, and found both. Bob Lichtenstein is listed for address only - 6020 Portico Dr Apt 1515, Fort Worth, TX 76132_4189. Jack Heard is fully listed, living in Cumming, Georgia. Without further adieu,
BETA PI BLOG WELCOMES JACKSON HEARD jackheard@markheardfuel.com ! There were a lot of stories floating around about Jack Heard. 
BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of May 27, 2008, the Blog roster total is 90 Beta Pi brothers, 82 of these Tick-a-lo men have e-mail addresses. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - 
VTL,
Larry Simons
Beta Pi, 72
Yes, and 
no! It is not this e-mail. This e-mail contains some written content of the "Beta Pi Blog", not the entire content. The "blog" is actually a web-site, it includes 
pictures, 
links, Archives of previous issues, and other 
time-wasters. To get there, simply "Click on" the web address: 
HERB "ZOMBIE-MAN" LADLEY: Absolutely "made-my-day" - I woke up, and checked my e-mail, and there’s this message-out-of-nowhere from 
Herb Ladley. That’s right, the same Herb Ladley that several of us have been trying to contact for the last 2 years. I must have called six times and left messages with the very kind 
nurse who screens calls for the Mighty Doctor. Pierce Hodnette and I have discussed it - and Pierce said 
Herb is just too focused. And here he comes, lumbering in like a 
zombie, from the 
land of the 
walking dead. Ladles and Jellyspoons, I give you the incomparable, Herb Ladley!
Zombie-Man sent me:
Herb, did you think I was calling to hit you up for a fundraiser? My old friend - your defenses have been impenetrable. It takes one to know one - you, my friend, are a 
work-a-holic. I have missed you, glad you finally entered the blog-o-sphere!
Buck Biller in ‘73. I told Herb that I had some martial arts training - he said that didn’t matter - he wanted me to spar with a few bigger guys who could easily clean my clock, so fighting Buck would seem like a breeze. The strategy worked, Herb lined up 
Marc Darling, aka 
Biggie Rat, to spare with me. Rat looked at me with a twinkle in his eye when I told him to pound my head as hard he could. Saw stars, and tasted canvas. I remember it like it was yesterday. Herb met me every day to ensure I did my laps and bag work. Thanks for the 
memories old friend.
Yes, and 
no! It is not this e-mail. This e-mail contains some written content of the "Beta Pi Blog", not the entire content. The "blog" is actually a web-site, it includes 
pictures, links, 
Archives of previous issues, and other time-wasters. To get there, simply "Click on" the web address: 
THE SCHMEAT CHRONICLES: Back in February, I sent a 1-line e-mail to 
Bill a.k.a. 
"Lunchmeat", a.k.a. 
"Schmeat" Whalen , 
Schmeat’s response. This must be what it was like in the early days of the Pony Express - you post a letter, and weeks or months later you receive a response, because the mail moved so slowly. 
"meat" of what Schmeat sent me. Unfortunately, at the end of Schmeat’s awesome diatribe, he asked for confidentiality. Therefore, I am editing out much personal content of what Schmeat wrote, and letting you see the rest (without Schmeat’s permission, God help me):
Matt Hart was right in my out to lunch personality. 
Brethren. I hope my editing 
satisfies your privacy concerns. 
material 
Buck posted in a 
drunken blogging spree had to edited ex-post-facto, but other than that, no worries. Buck freely admits to being the author of his misfortune, God I love that man.
Thanks Bill!