Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2007, No.51 - News of the Bombastic: LINK to attend Reunion!

Beta Pi:

NEWS OF THE BOMBASTIC - GEORGE FORD a/k/a M-LINK TO ATTEND REUNION: Last week, I was surprised and pleased to get a call from - none-other-than - George Ford! George called to let me know he will be attending the Class of 1977 30th Reunion. George’s daughter, who graduated Vanderbilt 2 years ago, will also be in attendance. Blog staff is giddy, I myself am - at this moment - stripping off my shirt, unbosoming myself, and doing double-back-flips (metaphorically speaking) - at the news that this bombastic, and spectacular humanoid BROTHER FORD will be in attendance. YO! That brings us to the face list . . .

CLASS-O-77 30th UPDATE: Reunion/Homecoming news:

* * BROTHER STEVEN STARR: No change in odds, which are 1 in 6.66 of Brother Vinny Starr

starr2456@comcast.net

attending.

* * BROTHER VAN SAYLER: Van Sayler

van.sayler@raymondjames.com

will be in attendance, wearing Ensure Adult Diapers.

* * BROTHER BOB SMOOT: It is a mystery, there is no confirmation, so far only Marlon has "heard" from Smooty Bob Smoot

RSmoot358@aol.com

that he will attend.

* * M-LINK: As stated, I personally had the pleasure of a call from all-time-great George Ford, a.k.a. M-LINK

georgef@leedscustomdesign.com

. The MIGHTY-LINK will attend!!

* * BROTHER MARK McGANN: I have firm confirmation that all-time-face-man Mark McGann

markmcgann@prodigy.net

will in fact attend.

* * BROTHER BOZINO: Ne’er-do-well Brother Larry Simons, a.k.a. Lorenzo Bozino,

Lasimons4law@aol.com

will attend in civilian clothing (his Bozo The Clown suit got burned at the Cleaners).

* * BROTHER FRANK "BUCK-MIESTER" BILLER: Buck has sworn an oath to Marlon that he will attend, and Buck gave me his word of honor he will arrive Saturday night in time to party with the boys.

* * BROTHER STEVE CUMMINGS: a.k.a. Scumming-she-said-scumming!, scummings@Crossroads.com will attend Reunion.

Class of 1977 30th Reunion is looking very promising - attendance may even best the renowned Class of 1976, which had a remarkable turn-out, and quite memorable event.

Blog sanitation staff have been notified to bring extra RRE’s (ralph-removal-equipment) to the Tick House, in preparation for arrival of the scaly-wags of 1977.

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VTL,

Larry Simons Beta Pi, ‘72