Beta Pi:Yesterday, the Venerable, yet Abominable 
Dr. Phibes matt_hart@hilton.com weighed in with a comment which he attempted to post directly, under screen name 
DrPhibesHart. The comment contained information regarding a quasi-prurient matter involving 
Mark Darling, a/k/a/ The Rat, a/k/a Professor Ratso Rizzilious, a/k/a Biggie Rat mldarling@comcast.net , and certain young women. As fate would have it, as Phibes was posting his comment, there was a glitch of unknown etiology, so Phibes e-mailed me, asking for assistance in posting his comment, and he requested that a certain picture be posted with his comment.
Beta Pi Blog editorial staff assigned staff technical engineer, Lorenzo Bozino, who immediately began trouble-shooting, attempting to fix the glitch. Bozino contacted Officials at AOL today, who admitted AOL was experiencing technical difficulties, which resulted in a "system wide" problem - pictures posted on journals (blog sites) could not be "displayed." AOL said it is "a system problem on the AOL Journal Server due to system upgrade . . . we are working to correct the problem. . ."
In order to rectify the consequential damage done to Dr. Phibes, it is only fitting that Dr. Phibes’ comment be published herein, with the photo he provided. And now, without further obfuscation or rizziliousness, words herein below from THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES:
"Gentlemen ? what a great job Larry Simon has done in re-connecting the Tick-lor nation after all these years ? Bravo, Bozo.
"I had the great pleasure of visiting El Senòr, The Legend, Marc C. "Biggie Rat" Darling at his home in Colorado this summer. Attached you will find a photo of Hizzoner and the once venerable Dr. Phibes enjoying an afternoon of play with the Daughters of the Pi Phis ? the evening photos are not appropriate for distribution on the Internet. Tick-A-Lo!"
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Larry Simons
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6 comments:
E-MAIL FROM MARLON McGANN, December 5, 2006:
"Impressive! Just what kind of hotel IS venerable Dr. Phibes running?"
Paris Hilton's hotel, I'd say. Sign me up.
INTERESTING E-MAIL BETWEEN MARK McGANN, ART LANDRY & CHIP HEARTFIELD, December 7, 2006:
ART TO CHIP: "Chip, your letter to Vanderbilt Magazine criticizing them for announcing a new emphasis on strong women was published in this month's issue. You know you're getting old when you find yourself writing letters to any editor, instead of simply going to their office building and p_ _ _ _ _g (edited) in their flower bed. I wonder if you'll get any feedback to your combination of conservatism and chauvinism.AWL"
CHIP TO ART: "I think what you meant to say is that it was eloquent, articulate and true.
And I wrote it sober."
MARLON TO GROUND CONTROL: "My subscription must have lapsed because I haven't seen it, not that I would have found myself reading the letters to the editor anyway, ARTHUR."
EDITORIAL NOTE: the link to the "Letter to Editor" from Chip is on this site.
FEATURED COMMENT FROM THE ARCHIVES:
E-mail from Art Landry, July 27, 2006, circulating famous "Girls of Theta" photo:
"I remember the Thetas. I don't remember them doing this. I must have missed the good mixers. VTL,AWL"
Editorial Note: this "Girls of Theta" photo was briefly featured with the Phibes photo, due to similarity of content, and "pasties" permitting. The photo may now be found by going to "Archives" Vol.35, Honoring Art Landry.
NEWS FLASH - ABER POUNDS HART - INFLAMMATORY HIT! January 19, 2007: I received an e-mail from Aber - a real guided missile aimed at The Notorious Dr. Phibes - so inflammatory that I decided to post it in the Archives, at Issue #49, so as not to send shock waves into the financial sector, as Aber so cleverly intended. I wrote to Aber:
"Aber:
Great blurb about Matt Hart! Because of the tendency of your info to "rock" international financial markets, I'm going to post it (bury it) in the Archives Issue #49 devoted to Hart. Aber, you rule!
Larry"
FRANK BILLER RETRIEVES BREAKING NEWS OF MATT HART, January 19, 2007:
"Dear Boys,
Our own Matt (Don't call me Hart) Hart aka Dr. Phibes has achieved "Official Tycoon" status as confirmed by the home office in Davenport Iowa earilier this week. An excerpt from the home office read "With the possible exception of the Motlow boys inventing whiskey, no Tic in the anals has
achieved such a pinochle of honor in his chosen field".
To learn more about our venerable Brother's meteoric rise as a Captain of Industry please go to the following link (see link CONGRATULATIONS MATT HART).
Congratulations Matt!
Regards,
Frank J (Buck) Biller"
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