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THE GIRLFRIENDS-O-YORE SHOW
A new program has been approved for broadcast . . . inspired by

Jimmy

Grissett . . .
Welcome to the show. I’m your host,

Lorenzo Bozino.
Several prominent Tick-a-lo’s will be joining the show in a panel discussion.
Today’s question is:
What ever became of your college sweetheart? - a bold question, not one for the meek or the shy.
Please welcome our Panel . . .Gentlemen, a few ground rules - I will pose no personal questions, and gentlemen - in your responses - please, no personal details here - this show is about
locating long-lost-friends - that’s it. After all gentlemen, we are not savages (except Grissett).
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Vinny from Minneapolis,
The Heme, and
TravitoParrino from Reno!

A. Phibes, PhD
Last rule is the
Lark Mason Rule - which simply means that any leads you provide must bear fruit in order to win - in otherwords, no bogus leads.
One of you will emerge as the winner. To win, whatever leads or information you provide in your responses, it will be up to the audience to act on those leads, so audience, contact the
College-sweetheart - and then its up to the sweetheart to make contact with Beta Pi Blog. Put simply the Lark Mason Rule means that BPB Editorial Staff will
not investigate or act on your leads. Got it?
Lets play the game, the first sweetheart to contact the Blog by e-mail determines the winner!
Our panel will not be in the studio, they are connected via e-connection. Audience members, prepare for high speed internet search engines to whine!
And now, the first question goes to The Abominable
Doctor Phibes:
Phibes, how do we get in touch with

Ann Simpson? . . . . (10 seconds, Phibes):
Doctor Phibes: I wrote to her several years back, tried to get her to come to N-Ville. She was smart enough to decline the invite. I think she had a lifetime of excitement dating the venerable, abominable one for 18 months. I believe she still has a family connection with Mr. L.P. Hodnette, III. That might work.
Next question goes to

Vinny from Minneapolis:
Vinny, how do we get in touch with

Laura Riddick? . . . . (time’s up):
Vinny: Now Larry, It's been over 30 friggin years since I talked to Laura Riddick, and your question implies she and I are regular buddies! My advice: Ask Art Landry -- he's connected down in NO and the Riddicks are (or were) a prominent family there. Did you look her up in the VU alumni directory?
Bozino: Sorry Vinny, 10 point penalty for addressing the host as
Larry, 20 point penalty for using
friggin, 50 point penalty for
your question implies . ., 10 point penalty for rendering legal advice to Lawyer Landry - and, the Lark Mason Rule is in effect, remember? No help from the Blog here."Cindy Wigton was her name at school. She married some stock broker from Atlanta and still lives there. I have no idea what the name is or how to get in touch.. Cheeks Reed might know better. Why? You got any pics???
Next question goes to

The Heme:
Heme, how do we get in touch with

Cindy Wigton? . . . . (30 seconds, Heme):
The Heme: . . .Bozo- - I don’t have her e-mail but do have her phone #’s and street address -
Bozino: Sorry Heme, the Lark Mason Rule is in effect. Take it up with Grissett.
And the last question goes to

Travito Parrino from Reno:
Travito, how do we get in touch with

Rena Dabne? . . . . (Sorry, that’s all the time we have . . .):
Travito: Mrs. Rena Sartain, 257 Chastain Commons, Atlanta, GA 30342. (404) 252-2124
(404) 520-6382. Bozino, Now that I think about it, she was married to one of the principals of Robinson-Humphrey of Atlanta (stock broker outfit). I don't know if she was a Robinson or a Humphrey, but you, Sherlock, will certainly find her. I hope she is still as beautiful as I remember....
Bozino: Sorry Travis, no personal details. The Lark Mason Rule is in effect - remember, to win . . . the "college sweetheart" must contact Beta Pi Blog. The web address is
Bozino: Travito, 1,000 Bonus Points for Concise, factual Response! (Ding, ding, ding)
(The Heme’s buzzer goes off again . . .)
The Heme:
Folks, that’s our Show. Join us next time for

THE GIRLFRIENDS-O-YORE SHOW. Goodnight!
BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of July 9, 2008, the Blog roster stands at 90 Beta Pi brothers, 82 Tick-a-lo men online who have e-mail addresses. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother - fugetaboutit!
VTL,

Larry Simons
Beta Pi, 72