Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2007, No.47 - Marlon Noir to Attend 30th Reunion

Beta Pi:

MARLON NOIR, BLOG REPORTER TO ATTEND 30th REUNION.

Featuring Blog Reporter Marlon Noir

It was drizzling rain . . . on my window pane. Its my town, its wet, but my finger is on the pulse. Its 1:15 a.m. - and its Sominex time - can’t sleep. . .

"Dollface, didn’t I tell you to get some Dr. Scholl’s Odor-Eaters for those Black Stiletto Pumps you wear? And baby - your toes feel like ice-cubes - - what’d you do, get a pedicure at the North Pole?"

"But Sugar . . ." I’d had all a man could stomach . . .

"Dollpuss - beat it - go get me a pack of Tiparillos and a 12-pack of PBR - and, hey -

You see that crumpled pack of camels in the litter box, throw it to me on your way out . . .

"And baby-doll, you really ought to pick up some more SlimFast - your back side is looking a little too well-fed!"

After it seemed like forever, she dabbed on a bit of SugarBaby Perfume, and slammed the door.

Solitude! Now, to crack my knuckles . . . my damn typewriter is begging me to write. Its this damn 30-year Reunion at Vandenberg. Here is the known line-up and a hint of what to expect:

* I, Marlon Noir, markmcgann@prodigy.net will deliver an original soliloquy entitled "Reflections on a Miraculously Great Life Above Ground - or, Sheer Luck of the Draw: Death is but a Mistress Who Kissed and Spared Me."

* Bob Smoot

, a.k.a. Smooty, a.k.a. Smooth T rsmoot358@aol.com is a known quantity. Smootingham will wax eloquent on days-o-yore, as only he can, and his seminar bears the title:

"The Easy-Rider Philosophy: Get Your Motor Runnin’ and Follow Dennis Hopper to the Retirement of Your Dreams!"

* Frank J. Biller

, a.k.a. Buck, a.k.a. Mr. Commitment fbiller1@msn.com has vowed to show up to be with Marlon, and promises to fly in Saturday night.

* Van Sayler, a.k.a. Popeye Van Sailor Man, van.sayler@raymondjames.com will present a mini-seminar entitled: "Less is More - My Experience as Tick-a-lor Class of 1977 Point-Man!

* Steve Cummings a.k.a. Scumming-she-said-scumming!, scummings@Crossroads.com will speak on the topic: "Creativity in Internet E-Mail Names - How I Trademarked the E-moniker Scummings Without Running Afoul of FCC Regulations"

* Larry Simons, a.k.a. Bozo Lorenzo Lasimons4law@aol.com will deliver a seminar entitled "Creative Charitable Giving at Vanderbilt Reunion: Existential Dilemma or Tough-Love Primer on JUST SAY NO, The World’s Most Effective 3-word Scholium!"

These Camels are sooo good, you know . . . its almost like LIFE is good! - I just smoke ‘em right down and get scorch-lipped! Can’t pull my hands away from this damn typewriter. . .

(Knock on the door) "Hey, Sugar! How’s my little Shakespear?"

"Dollface, what took you so long? I’ve got a back-ache. Why don’t you slip into those Black Stiletto Pumps and walk on my back?

But first, get me a PBR and put my favorite movie in the DVD - Chinatown - I need some "Jake Gittes" to soothe my nerves - I have a 30th Reunion to attend in 6 weeks!

Ah, that’s good - real good baby . . . a little lower . . . that’s it!

"But Marlon!

"Shut-up Dollface, just keep walkin’ - low-back, Dollface, low back

TUNE IN FOR FUTURE EPISODES OF MARLON NOIR, BLOG REPORTER!

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VTL,

Larry Simons
Beta Pi, ‘72