Monday, November 20, 2006

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2006, No.65 - HEME HONORED AT VU LETTERMENS' DAY

Beta Pi:

HEME HONORED AT VU LETTERMENS' DAY: At the now infamous Vanderbilt vs. UT game last Saturday, while we all still had a glimmer of hope in our hearts that Vandy would somehow beat UT 2 years in a row, during pre-game festivities Vanderbilt paraded a slew of All-Time-Great Vanderbilt Lettermen (and women) onto the field to honor them, en masse. Among those greats, one athlete stood out among the horde - THE HEME! George Tomlinson, one of Vanderbilt’s finest football players.

After the game (which was too disappointing to mention further) Heme and his daugther Maddie, and son Grady, and me and my wife Ann, had burgers at Ted’s Montana Grill. I am posting a few pictures of Heme and his kids. Maddie is a high school junior who plays basketball, and Grady is a freshman football player - obviously, Heme’s kids inherited their Dad’s super-athlete genes, but they must have gotten their good looks from their Mother! Heme, great to see you again, old friend.

GEEZER PHOTO FEST FROM 2006 VU REUNION: In todays e-mail, Doug Martin sent me a few pictures from Reunion, which are also posted. Great pics - thanks Doug!

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Larry Simons

Beta Pi, '72

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2006, No.64 - A TALE OF SHA NA NA & SHIPWRECK

Beta Pi:

Many of you may remember Shipwreck, the year Sha Na Na played Vanderbilt, and the Sha Na Na sax man came to Shipwreck after the concert. To investigate this further, your Beta Pi Blog reporter has sent an e-mail directly to the Official Sha Na Na website (click on the link on this page). Here is the e-mail:

"Dear Sha Na Na:

I was a Vanderbilt student from 1971 to 1975, and I remember Sha Na Na came to play a date at Vanderbilt. It was so cool, after the Concert, one of the Sha Na Na guys - a saxaphone guy who was ultra cool - came to my fraternity party. It was the famed ATO Shipwreck Party, in which we built a pool in our basement, with a slide down the stairs, and college kids would get drunk on PGA punch and "slide" down the stairs to the pool.

What was so cool that particular Shipwreck was this Sha Na Na sax man actually attended our party. He was sitting on the planter, above the pool slide, blowing awesome saxaphone blues while all these drunken partiers slid down the slide.

It was, in my humble opinion, only the all-time greatest college party in the history of Rock n' Roll, that’s all. And the Sha Na Na sax man made the scene cool - in the extreme!

Here's are my 2 questions:

Do any of you guys remember the Vanderbilt gig (around 1973) or the ATO Shipwreck Party?

Who was the saxaphone player?

I am still in touch with most of my ATO fraternity brothers, who remain interested in Sha Na Na. I will let them know I'm trying to reach you with these questions.

Thanks for the memories.

Sha Na Na Fan forever,

Larry Simons"

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It is a shot in the dark, but who knows, Sha Na Na might just respond. It’s a good story, even if we never get a response. I will keep you posted.

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Larry Simons

Beta Pi, '72

Monday, November 13, 2006

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2006, No.63 - A TALE OF TIKLORS IN SAN JUAN


Beta Pi:

I owe Beta Pi Chapter an apology - some 30 years overdue. I shirked my responsibility as Pledge Trainer, and I apologize to you, sincerely. Here’s the story . . .

It was Spring, 1974. I was a Junior, living in the ATO House with Frank Biller as my roommate. The Chapter had already honored me by electing me House Manager, and you doubly honored me by electing me as Pledge Trainer of the incoming Spring 1974 Pledge Class. I understood the responsibility, and took it with energy and commitment. We were in to the planning of Pledge Training full tilt, and I had a Pledge Training event scheduled for next Saturday morning. It was a Sunday night, Buck and I were tooling around the House.

I walk into our room (the "middle room" at Tik Mansion) and Buck says "Larry, its your Dad on the phone - he wants to take us to San Juan!"

I go "You’re kidding?"

"No kidding, its George, he’s on the phone now!" Buck had gotten to know my Dad, George H. Simons, because Dad came down to visit me at Vandy, more than most parents. He was going through a divorce during my Sophomore and Junior year, and came down to visit me a lot. My Dad was a guy who loved to party. He just showed up and joined in ATO parties, and once he even went with a small group of Tiklors to Columbia, Tennessee for what became "Columbia Tales." By the time I was a Junior, my Dad was on a first-name basis with Buck and Vinny, and many other ATO’s.

"Here, give me the phone."

"Dad, Buck said something about a trip to San Juan, you’re kidding, right?"

"I’m not kidding. I need a little vacation, and I want you to go to San Juan with me - bring Buck along. I already invited him, and he’s in. How about it?"

"When?"

"This Friday."

"This Friday! Dad, I’d love to go, but I’m Pledge Trainer - I have a pledge event scheduled this weekend. Let me think about it and I’ll call you back."

So, I get off the phone, and Buck says - "Geez, Larry, George is so cool - he just invited me to go to San Juan!" So, Buck and I talked it over, and as you might imagine, the temptation to fly to San Juan for 3 days was too much for a couple of college guys to turn down. I figured I’d get a brother to "cover" for me, run the Pledge event, and - no problemo - I’d breeze back into Nashville - no questions. I was somewhat naive. My memory could be wrong, but I think I convinced Tom Lovinggood to cover for me.

So the plan was in place, I was "covered", and that Friday we flew to San Juan and had a great time - I’m posting some pictures of Me, Buck and my Dad, and also, a photo of George at Columbia Tales.

We get back to Nashville, and I find out the Chapter named Chad Weiss (if memory serves me) as "Co-Pledge Trainer." I felt a chill in my spine, that feeling of "Boy, I really screwed up." I knew that I was one step away from being fired as Pledge Trainer, the boys had even named my successor. Now, I’ve never been a quitter, so I determined to do the best I could, keep my game-face on, and keep my commitment to the Chapter. I finished out Pledge Training, carried out my plan (build the fence) and that was that.

The lesson I learned is one of the most meaningful lessons I’ve ever learned: When a man gives his word, people expect him to keep it. That is the lesson I learned from Beta Pi: Larry, you gave us your word - we expect you to keep it. That may sound sophomoric, but please people - we were only 20 years old!

Gentlemen, again, I apologize for breaking my word, and for letting you down. I thank you for helping me learn a valuable lesson.

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As fate had it, that trip we took to San Juan was the last vacation I had with my Dad. He died of a massive heart attack in January of 1975 (my senior year). He was 47 years old, and as you guys know - he loved to drink and smoke (doctor’s advice be damned). Over the years, Buck has called me from time to time, and we’ve shared memories about my Dad. He was a real estate broker - a salesman - and Buck has made a career in sales. Dad once gave Vinny one of his promotion gag-gifts - a deck of cards imprinted "Who is George H. Simons?" - which Vinny gave to me a few years back. Buck and Vinny, here’s to you, my best friends, and to my Dad, George, may God rest his soul.


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Larry Simons

Beta Pi, '72

Thursday, November 9, 2006

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2006, No.62 - MUENCH MAN COMES IN FROM THE COLD!

Beta Pi:

BETA PI BLOG WELCOMES VENERABLE BROTHER JACK MUENCH: Today, I received a great e-mail from none other than the MUENCH MAN:

MUENCHIE: "It IS me, Boze!! How's it hangin'? Great to hear from you--have heard from Smoot and TTK, too."

Jack Muench, jack@willcoxlaw.com perhaps more than any other living Tik-lo, embodied the Tik spirit in all aspects of his "miserable" life, including his infamous "miserable mug" which is featured today in MUENCH MAN’S honor.

Muenchie is also featured in the Archives, at Issues No. 59 and 60.

BETA PI BLOG IS GROWING: With today’s addition of Jack Muench, this blog now connects a grand total of 59 bona fide Beta Pi Tik-lo’s!

BETA PI BLOG IS A BEAST WHICH FEEDS ON E-MAIL ADDRESSES: If you know e-mail addresses for any brothers, get them to me, so I can ELECTROCUTE them with this blog!

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Larry Simons

Beta Pi, '72

Monday, November 6, 2006

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2006, No.60 - Guest Blogmeister Travis Parr


Beta Pi:

This page, submitted by Venerable Travis Parr, is re-printed here at T. Parr’s request:



My remembrance of the actual moment of the birth of this well deserved nickname is as follows:




"Dear Bozo-- Please Post this into the Anals:


THE STEAK

The un-comparably luscious & beautiful
Rena rightfully earned her ATO name due to the ever-present & lustful ATO comments and bulging eyeballs that were displayed each and every time we appeared at the Tic house.

(After all, there was sooooo much fineness to take in that a mere glance was never enough. In fact, a good long stare was absolutely necessary for all ATO' ers and all other males at Vanderbilt to comprehend all that was on display before them.... for their viewing pleasure and resourceful & creative imaginations).

It was a quiet and sunny spring afternoon in 1971. A surreal glow of heavenly light framed the entry for this heavenly female creature as we came into the room, entering the main room of the beloved haven of famous blues singing men and snarling pirates.

Misters M.Hart, Muenchy, Fotch and several other assorted and questionable characters were lounging on the couches, and were all occupied only with lazily scratching themselves as we walked in.

A short pause of silence then resulted in a growing yet distinct and deep & throaty roar of "MMM-MMM-MMM", which was cast in our direction to acknowledge our grand entrance with their hearty approvals and lust......  much to her delight!

As she was the delightful object of such obvious desire and envy, I simply felt spontaneously compelled as the lucky man to acknowledge the helpless, unsatisfied and pitiful wounded animal cries of my depraved and nutritionally-starved brothers by making the following famous historical statement:

"Boys: This is "(pause)-- Steak"......Grade-A-Prime"---
Followed by my next statement of fact "And It Sure is Fine!".......Very verbal approvals then continued from the couches.

And "Steak" became her name thereafter & forevermore.....and for the next 2 and 1/2 years, I was most certainly and truly blessed. And, I am still smiling!!!

Warning: Do not confuse my Grade A Prime meat with the "Luncheon Meat" (his formal name), aka "Lunch Meat " or his real name Schmeat......Bill Whalen.... who rightfully earned his Tic name prior to the Steak.}

Sent with Best Regards,



T. Parr


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THANKS TO T. PARR FOR THIS MOST EXCELLENT AND POETIC INSTALLMENT.
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Larry Simons
Beta Pi, '72

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2006, No.59 - TRAVIS PARR COMPARED A WOMAN TO MEAT





Beta Pi:



TRAVIS PARR ONCE COMPARED A WOMAN TO MEAT, AND WE LOVED IT! Beta Pi Blog prides itself on being in touch with the throbbing pulse of daily news. Today’s big story is:

MUSLIM SHEIK COMPARES WOMEN TO MEAT


Click on the link to the story and news video, it is hilarious! The Sheik is a most poetic fellow, who has Australia in a cultural uproar. Here is his infamous quote:

"If you take out uncovered meat,

and place it outside in the street,

or in the garden, or in the park,

or in the backyard without a cover,

and the cats come and eat it . . .

Whose fault is it, the cats’ or the uncovered meat?

The uncovered meat is the problem."

Sheik Al Halahli, Australia

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Watching the video clip, it hit me: our own Venerable Travis Parr parrfamco@aol.com was the first on Beta Pi Planet - right or wrong - to notice the poetic metaphoric similarity between the fairer sex and certain fine cuts of, shall we say steak tar tar. Check out the link on this site to some fairly righteous history of Attila the Hun’s love of steak tar tar.


Travis, Beta Pi Blog salutes you for your poetic saute. Bravo, old friend! In your honor, I’m posting a photo of your (and our) Beta Pi Sweetheart, the exquisite Rena Ann Dabney! Ah, the finer memories!


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Larry Simons

Beta Pi, '72

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2006, No.58 - SEARCH FOR FUNKY ENGELMAN

Beta Pi:

SEARCH FOR DON "FUNKY" ENGELMAN! Now that the thrill is gone from Reunion ‘76, I’m looking at the Class of ‘77, and it hits me - we must find Funky Engelman! Therefore, an "All Points Bulletin" is issued.

Funky was a good Tik, he did a lot of work on "the fence."

Also, I discovered that Funky was cloned, and as proof thereof, I’m posting a photo I call "Female Clone of Funky" for your enjoyment.


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Larry Simons

Beta Pi, '72