Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2009, No.32 - Happy Ticks-giving

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THANKSGIVING MEMORIES :

After leaves have fallen, and the Autumn winds turn colder, we gather fire wood to build a fire, and hay to feed the

horses, before we hitch them to the wagon for our annual journey, over the river and through the woods . . . to

Grandmother’s house for a Thanksgiving feast - ENOUGH BULLSHIT!

Yet this is the crap that runs through my brain. Why?

I think there must be some hypnotic power in Norman Freakin’ Rockwell’s paintings of Americana - why else does all that tripe keep filtering in?



Here is a more realistic version (straight from the pages of my life):

The leaves have all fallen - time to call the

leaf-guy to clean it up. Who ever said summer time is too hot is full of shit - this

cold wind is biting my ass - enough already! Where is that freakin’ wheel barrow so’s I can haul a load of freakin’ firewood. But wait, I’ve gotta clean all the ash and soot out of the fireplace (left over from last year’s holiday fire).





Then, as if there wasn’t enough to do, I’ve got to load the

S.U.V. for another happy trip to Mother-in-law’s house.

Over the river and through the woods . . . Thanksgiving freakin’ feast, yeah!

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HAPPY TICKS-GIVING :

Happy Ticks-giving. We recently gathered round the Tick-a-lor table, let us be thankful for one another. I am thankful to be above-ground. I’m thankful Buck’s surgery went well. Thankful so many greats showed up in October.

I got to thinking - what kinds of food do the Brothers like? So, I conducted a mini-poll and asked several prominent Ticks what their favorite Ticks-giving food is:

Pierce Hodnette: Tater Tots

Jack Muench: Bratwurst Pony Peckers with Sauerkraut

Frank Biller: Swedish  Turds Meatballs

Neal Crenshaw: Thai-stick Brownies

Joel Kadarauch: Jiambeau Shrimp

Fur Wheeler: Fur burger

Matt Hart: Mung Sandwich

John Stein: Beef Tips

Arms Aylward: Pig Roast bar-b-que

Bill Whalen: Lunch meat

Chet Brewer: Mint Julips

T. Parr: Steak, rare

Vinny Starr: Bridge Mix Nuts

Art Landry: Cajun Gumbo

Earl Stover: Texas Toast

Herb Ladley: Artichoke Hearts

Rod Yanker: Rump Roast

Mark McGann: Slim Jim

George Ford: M-Link Sausage

George Joe: Sushi

J.D. Strickland: Psychedelic Rhubarb Pie

Gene Young: Bar-b-que Ribs

George Abernathy: Breasts (turkey)

George Tomlinson: Legs (turkey)

Jeff Overby: Heaven Lee Ham

Jack Nichols: Star Chamber Stump Juice

Bob Smoot: Yellow Car Corn Bread

Dennis Price: Gravy (train)

Tom Lovinggood: Special Sauce (150 proof)

George Welborn: Thighs (turkey)

Jim Cordner: Irish Coffee

Clyde Noel:  Donuts

As we all prepare to approach our respective feasts on Thursday, I want to tell all of you guys how grateful and thankful I am to be an ATO and to be in Beta Pi Chapter with all of you guys. None of my other friendships are as deep and meaningful to me as my friendships with my Brothers. I love you guys.



And now, as Tiny Tim said - and it always bears repeating, God bless us, every one !



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Larry SimonsBeta Pi, 72