Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2009, No.13 - Transgender Mom

Beta Pi:
IS "BETA PI BLOG" JUNK E-MAIL?: Yes, and no! It is not this e-mail. This e-mail contains some written content of the "Beta Pi Blog", not the entire content. The "blog" is actually a web-site, it includes pictures, links, Archives of previous issues, and other time-wasters. To get there, go to web address: http://beta-pi-blog.blogspot.com/ .

Thanks toVinny, and Scott Sheppard, and Frank Collins, and Frank Biller for remembering my birthday! Thanks for the great cards and letters and calls.

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BLOG COMMENTARY
By Lorenzo Bozino


TRANSGENDER MOM?:

Inspiration? So I’m checking out the news, and - inspiration - big story - "Transgendered Man gives birth to second child."

I’m like - OK, that is a crock-and-a-half! My opinion is, as you well know, politically incorrect. But, you know what? I’m inspired, and its truth time.

It is OK with me if a person wants to transgender himself/herself, and I mean that in all sincerity. But let’s be honest here - A MAN DOES NOT GIVE BIRTH. I don’t care what you call this, a man - albeit transgender - did not give birth.
Way back, before VU, when I was in Military School - (I had "Blaggo-style" hair, no?) at Columbia Military Academy in Tennessee, there were lots of Southern boys, good-ole-boys - and I heard this expression, directed at me once - it was a slam, a cutting remark that went:

"Hey boy - you weren’t born ! - a crow shit on a fencepost, and the sun hatched you."

Clever way of calling someone a shit, no? (And yes, there was hazing at CMA, physical and mental, the foregoing slam being a good example of the latter. By the way, the hazing I suffered at CMA made the hazing we went through at VU seem like a cake-walk).

My point is, crows may shit, but babies are born of women, period. Only women have that capability. That is a fact, a true fact.

So, here is what I say about "Transgender Man." For purposes of birthing babies, he is, in fact, a woman (not to be confused with Van "Woman" Sayler).

End of diatribe.


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BETA PI BLOG WELCOMES JERRY NEUBURG:



So, Mark "Marlon" McGann markmcgann@prodigy.net sends me Jerry’s e-mail, and I e-mail Jerry jneuburg@olympiawest.com ! Jerry responded, and showed interest in the Blog.

Jerry is doing fine, living in Herndon, Virginia, working for OlympiaWest Mortgage, and Marlon sucks for not plugging us in to Jerry sooner.
Seriously, thanks Marlon, you are awesome (this is your best work since you found Ken Linden, which was no small feat). We’ve missed you Jerry, welcome to our Virtual Ship of Fools, the Beta Pi Blog.

COMMENTS, COMMENTS, COMMENTS: Blog Vol.2009, No.07 broke the record for number of comments - 33 Comments! CHECK OUT THE "COMMENTS" - BETTER YET POST A COMMENT. (The "button" - as Buck likes to call it, is at the bottom of the "page", it is very small - it is small red letters "Comments" - just below "VTL, . .") Call me and I’ll walk you through it - 615-512-1448. Too lazy? Send me an e-mail and I’ll post your comment.


BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of June 10, 2009, the Blog roster stands at 96 Beta Pi brothers, 88 Tick-a-lo men online who have e-mail addresses, and 8 ATO Girlfriends-o-Yore. Go ye forth and find more Brothers and Sisters (and get me the e-mail address)!

VTL,

Larry Simons
Beta Pi, 72

9 comments:

Beta-Pi-Blog said...

FROM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MARTY, June 11, 2009:

"Happy Birthday Most Worthy Blogger and Brother Larry!!!"

TO FRANK: Thank you Frank, my most honored friend.

Beta-Pi-Blog said...

FROM JIMMY GRISSETT, June 12, 2009:

"Larry --

Sorry for the belated Happy Birthday wishes -- my present is my favorite e-mail for the week, from those of us that still live in Southern Appalachia and Greater Music City rather than the beach.

I will also make up for my belatedness by sending in Chip Heartfield's entry in the Speedo poseoff contest if I can figure out my new scanner -- the good news is he is in a girl's Speedo -- the bad news is I am in the same picture at Qualls' lakehouse if I can't edit it out. If we can get my former roommate Don Scott and former hallmate Ed Oppenheimer in the Speedo contest as well, I will offer a bounty of some sort -- Vinny, can you help me out on how much that would be worth?

Tastes Like Chicken?,
JAG III"

TO JIMMY: Thanks, my friend. The thought of you guys in Speedos - in itself - is prohibitive.

Beta-Pi-Blog said...

FROM STEVEN STARR, June 12, 2009:

"JAG III:

Priceless

Vinnie"

Beta-Pi-Blog said...

FROM JIMMY GRISSETT:

"(Pssst, Vinny --

I was hoping you would say a couple of kegs at this year's Homecoming for alumni Tails, which I could probably swing -- if it's "Priceless", I'm going to have to get Mastercard (or Matt Hart) involved.

Give it another shot: say "A couple of Kegs -- one for Don, one for Ed" -- even though the answer actually is "Priceless".

Thanks,
JAG III)"

Beta-Pi-Blog said...

FROM STEVEN STARR:

"JAG III:

Although it would actually be priceless, I am willing to help out by cosponsoring a bounty of 1 keg of beer each for Don Scott and Ed Oppenheimer for this speedo contest. These kegs would be available at Homecoming for Alumni Tails, I might even scrounge up enough for a wench ( I would pay for Kay Emerson or Cindy Wigton to fly in).....

Vinnie"

Beta-Pi-Blog said...

FROM JIMMY GRISSETT:

"Vinnie --

It's a deal.

I haven't found the Heartfield Speedo entry yet -- but did come across the (attached photo) of my fellow Tic brothers observing me in the outdoor seashell-encased shower in Eleuthera. I have entitled it Heil Bwanadick for some reason and keep the original over the family room fireplace. Not to implicate anyone -- and my aging eyes may deceive me -- but it appears to be (L-R), Brothers Haines, Yanker, Martin, [Sean Connery], Boner, and Yalls.

While all of them look (and I am sure remain) Speedo-ready, I am guessing the Jack LaLane-like efforts of Brothers Oppenheimer and Scott will require some effort and expense between now and Homecoming. I am calling Brother Collins on Monday morning and buying call options on the Triple Long Nutrisystem ETF. Marie Osmond has agreed to be a wench as a result and looks forward to meeting Kay and Cindy, as do I.

Go Redwings (But It's Looking Bleak),
JAG III"

TO JIMMY: Most excellent picture from days-o-yore will be posted (at least I'll attempt to post it) at Issue #13. The editing of a certain name was done to protect certain innocents.

Beta-Pi-Blog said...

FROM D.R. FLOWER:

"Jimmy,
How ‘bout Blair as wench? You and Don can do your thing all over again!
D.R. Flower"

Beta-Pi-Blog said...

FROM MARK McGANN:

"The Blair Wench"

Beta-Pi-Blog said...

FROM DR FLOWER:

"…Project"