Thursday, October 26, 2006

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2006, No.59 - TRAVIS PARR COMPARED A WOMAN TO MEAT





Beta Pi:



TRAVIS PARR ONCE COMPARED A WOMAN TO MEAT, AND WE LOVED IT! Beta Pi Blog prides itself on being in touch with the throbbing pulse of daily news. Today’s big story is:

MUSLIM SHEIK COMPARES WOMEN TO MEAT


Click on the link to the story and news video, it is hilarious! The Sheik is a most poetic fellow, who has Australia in a cultural uproar. Here is his infamous quote:

"If you take out uncovered meat,

and place it outside in the street,

or in the garden, or in the park,

or in the backyard without a cover,

and the cats come and eat it . . .

Whose fault is it, the cats’ or the uncovered meat?

The uncovered meat is the problem."

Sheik Al Halahli, Australia

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Watching the video clip, it hit me: our own Venerable Travis Parr parrfamco@aol.com was the first on Beta Pi Planet - right or wrong - to notice the poetic metaphoric similarity between the fairer sex and certain fine cuts of, shall we say steak tar tar. Check out the link on this site to some fairly righteous history of Attila the Hun’s love of steak tar tar.


Travis, Beta Pi Blog salutes you for your poetic saute. Bravo, old friend! In your honor, I’m posting a photo of your (and our) Beta Pi Sweetheart, the exquisite Rena Ann Dabney! Ah, the finer memories!


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VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, '72

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

From History of Steak Tartar and Attila the Hun:

"Attila's men ate raw lean meat cuts which being placed under their saddles were tenderized for as long as a day's ride.  At meal time they added spices to their tender raw meat.  .   ."

Anonymous said...

EDITORIAL NOTE:  Giving more thought to the Sheik's analogy to cats .  .  . I recall that Frank Biller had a certain obsession with a coed named Junie Borg .  .  . CATWOMAN!  Her picture is posted in Frank's honor.

Anonymous said...

EDITORIAL COMMENTS OUT-OF-CONTROL!  The Bill Whalen, Lunch Meat connection is poetry in motion!

Anonymous said...

I believe Jack Muench, aka Muenchman, has been located at http://www.willcoxlaw.com/Bio/JohnMuench.asp and here's his bio, sounds like he is a very respectable citizen of southern society.

John H. Muench
Florence, South Carolina
Partner
phone (843) 662-3258
fax (843) 662-1342

John Hammond Muench was born in Louisville, Kentucky and raised in Atlanta where he graduated from the Westminster Schools in 1970. Jack received his B.A. from Vanderbilt University in 1974 and his Juris Doctor from the University of Louisville in 1978. Jack completed his final three semesters of law school on the Dean's List and received research assistant scholarships in the areas of federal jurisdiction, and constitutional law.

Jack attended the University of Miami where he received his Masters (LL.M.) Degree in Taxation in 1981. After practicing for a year in Atlanta, Jack moved to Greenville, where he eventually became a partner and head of the tax department of Haynsworth, Marion, McKay and Guerard.
"No field of law is more arcane than taxation, nor more foolish to ignore.  It is the duty of a citizen to pay the taxes he owes; it is the right to structure his affairs in such a way that few are owed."

Jack is currently a Section Council Member of the South Carolina Bar Association Sections of Taxation and Corporate Banking and Securities Law.
Jack's practice encompasses a wide variety of corporate and tax-related matters, all with a focus on adding significant value to entrepreneurial activities.  His primary areas of expertise lie in the areas of entity formations, mergers and acquisitions, partnership, corporate and individual income tax, estate planning, and securities and corporate law. He has been Certified by the South Carolina Supreme Court as a Specialist in Taxation continuously since 1987. Jack is an avid hunter and sportsman and enjoys backpacking and scuba diving.
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Anonymous said...

AWESOME NEWS ON MUENCHY!  Thanks to Bob Smoot for locating Muenchy.  I am headed down to Clarksdale, won't be back until November 6th.  As soon as I get Muenchy's e-mail address, I'll electrocute him into the blog.
Larry

Anonymous said...

E-mail from Frank Collins, November 6, 2006:

"Larry:

You're right.  I can't get the video to work either - so I took this picture off the site instead.  I can't believe this is Arms 30 years later.

Frank

PHOTO OF BOB AYLWARD POSTED TO BLOG ISSUE #7.

Anonymous said...

November 6, 2006:  PHOTO SUBMITTED BY FRANK COLLINS, PURPORTS TO BE FRANK BILLER'S EXCUSE FOR NOT SHOWING UP AT REUNION, AS PROMISED.  Posted at Issue #57.

Anonymous said...

Libelous e-mail from Buck Biller to Doug Martin:

"Fr_ _ _ _n' Leo- still messing up the Buck-Catwoman connection!  Good to hear from you Doug!  I will call if I ever get out in Buffet country.
Buck

PS- Catwoman is probably a 300 lb les_ _ _n anyway.  Why else wouldn't she be looking for me?"