Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2009, No.21 - Grissett, Schmissett!

Beta Pi:

IS "BETA PI BLOG" WITHOUT ANY REDEEMING SOCIAL OR ARTISTIC MERIT?:


YEA . . . . OR NAY?

Beta Pi Blog exists for one reason: to bring ATO, Beta Pi Chapter Brothers together. The "blog" does not take itself very seriously - it is meant for fun, and therefore is non-political. It includes pictures, links, Archives of previous issues, and other time-wasters. To get there, go to web address: http://beta-pi-blog.blogspot.com/ .

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ELEUTHERA FAREWELL:

That beach-combing-surfing-star-o-the-Carribean,

the Face-that-launched-Four-Shipwrecks,


Mark McGann, markmcgann@prodigy.net has put together this poetic piece, a tribute to the Eleuthera trips:


". . . to be sung to the strains of "Jamaica Farewell" . . .

Down the way




where the nights are
gay

And the sun shines daily




on the mountain top



I took a trip on a sailing ship

And when I reached Eleuthera






I made a stop



CHORUS:

But I’m sad to say, I’m on my way





Won’t be back for many a day




My heart is down, my head is turnin’ around




I had to leave a little girl




in Gregory town.




Buck and Miles walk to Vernon’s Bar



They walk there every day, it’s not very far



They got the rum running in their veins




If they drink much more they will lose their brains



CHORUS:

Sounds of laughter everywhere



At nude beach you won’t have a care

Take your clothes off lie in the sun

But be careful mon you don’t burn your buns.

CHORUS

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TO MARLON: You-da-man, mon!


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GRISSETT, SCHMISSETT: A few days ago, I received an e-letter from that prolific teller of

tales, Jimmy "Farrah Fawcett" Grissett jimgrissett@aol.com :


"Larry, Chip, et. al. --

Now that we have that Fabio vs. Farrah thing sorted out,

attached is one more from the archives.

From the left we start with Steve "Schumbag" Schuman, starring in his first and only Tales game -- after months of observing the game, he bugled within 30 minutes of entry, came back for more -- and within hours of this photo was taken semi-comatose by his roommates to the VU hospital, where they kept him for some period of time for severe dehydration, among other things.
Next is a fellow I believe we referred to as Apollo, who is hailing The Wench, probably for more napkins and a can for Schuman.

To Apollo's left is Dave McDonald who held his beer down with the best and last I heard was working for Total Oil in some combination of France and Africa -- we need to get him in the blog loop, as he has some good stories.

Panning right, we come to Rod "Please Don't Raid Our Kitchen" Yanker in a rare moment of lovie-doviness with Randy "Bunjam of the Exchequer" Martin. I don't believe this was the night Randy ended up sleeping in the fireplace -- it was too far away.

Next is Dave "What Do You Think Happened to My Shirt?" Christensen, who had done a good job of hosing himself off after requesting a can a few seconds too late. Can't tell who is at The Prince's 7 (probably either staunch regulars Wharton or Haines) but would hazard that Vinnie's beard is what we see in the Prince's throne at the far right margin -- as no one would have played with Yanker as Prince at the other end.

My final observation is that this is clearly the second table of the evening, since we always started in the corner table in the background, but knowing of the carnage that evening, we had to move to the backup table.

I was thinking about having a beer after work, but am not so sure now -- but if anyone knows who the seven was at this venerable table, please let me know -- you will probably remember the consequences of sitting across from Schuman.

PS -- Could someone forward to Haines as I can't spot his e-mail address in the list?

JAG III"

TO JIMMY: Awesome picture, thanks for contributing!


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THE BIONIC BUCKO:


". . . we can rebuild him, we have the technology . . ."

After his one-millionth performance of


"THE HUMAN-CRAB" -

Buck's hips finally gave out. As you may have heard, Venerable-Bachelor-Brother Frank J. Biller fbiller1@msn.com underwent a second total hip replacement surgery on Monday. The operation went well, and Buck is recovering nicely. I know this because Buck called me Monday night, and I overheard him flirting with beautiful, young nurses. As I understand it, Buck will be recuperating for several weeks, which will be well worth it if he gets the same great result he got with his other hip. Call him on his cell phone 651-402-5787 - to help keep his mind off of the FYFN (fetching-young-female nurses). Get well soon, Bionic Bucko!

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JACK MUENCH IS ATO DINNER POINT-MAN:

Muenchie trujac@sc.rr.com is coordinating the ATO Dinner, which will be Saturday evening, after the Homecoming Game on Reunion Weekend. Last year, The Heme was Point Man, and the Dinner was a huge success. Let Muenchie know if you want to attend - we need a head count so restaurant reservations can be made.

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LIKE MUSIC? Check out my music blog "Delta-Jam Records" at web address: http://www.myspace.com/deltajamrecords . Matt Blankenship is a MySpace Music friend. Buck, I posted one of your Johnny Winter blurbs there.

COMMENT, YE HEATHEN: To post a comment - or to read comments - go down a few paragraphs. The button is very small, in red letters "Comments" - just below "VTL, . ." If you’re having trouble, call me and I’ll walk you through it - 615-512-1448. Or, send me an e-mail and I’ll post your comment.

BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of August 11, 2009, the Blog roster stands at 89 Tick-a-lo men online who have e-mail addresses (plus 8 Brothers who do not have e-mail), and 8 ATO Girlfriends-o-Yore. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother, or sister - remember what you learned in Kindergarten - share!

VTL,
Larry Simons
Beta Pi, 72

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2009, No.20 - The Heartfield Heresy

Beta Pi:

CAN "BETA PI BLOG" COMPETE WITH THE SATISFACTION YOU GET FROM TWITTER?: Absolutely . . . . NOT! Beta Pi Blog exists for one reason: to bring ATO, Beta Pi Chapter Brothers together in the blog-o-sphere. The "blog" is non-political. It is easy-reading and user-friendly - it includes pictures, links, Archives of previous issues, and other time-wasters. To get there, go to web address: http://beta-pi-blog.blogspot.com/ .


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THE HEARTFIELD HERESY: Over the last few weeks, there have been several e-mails mentioning "Speedo." I think this began with a contest involving The Steak renaart@comcast.net ,


morphing into plans by some adventurous Tics - led by Frank Biller fbiller1@msn.com -


to put on a Speedo Contest during the upcoming Reunion Weekend (in hopes of winning Steak’s affections), and e-mails mentioning a "Speedo Picture" taken years ago.

Your Blog Staff has followed down the leads, and it has led to that infamous cross-dressing-character-o-yore . . . Chip Heartfield cheartfield@verizon.net , from whom I received this e-mail:

"Alright, here is the Speedo photo along with another shot from Qualls’ gqualls@quallsengineering.com lake house, the perfect weekend retreat for derelict ATOs.


The Speedo shot The "Real Speedo Shot" (provided by Jimmy Grissett)

with Mark Adams (someone needs to ask him if this is OK, I do not have his contact info), Jimmy "Farrah Fawcett" Grissett jimgrissett@aol.com and me was taken very, very late one night after an outdoor tales game at the lake. Mark was not a regular at these games, but joined (or was coerced) in.

The suits belonged to three gals whose names I cannot remember; they were not pleased the next morning to discover the stretched versions.

This is the same night that we drank beer out of a dog dish, and Chuck "Pilot Fish" Wharton crwharton@aol.com , dressed in a Clint Eastwood poncho, played tales with himself and 7 in-but-out-but-ins (he lost).


The other photo

features Don "the Bigheaded Orca" Scott dbs1956@aol.com , D.R. Flower avalonF@verizon.net , our host "Bald" Qualls, yours truly, and Sean "Mr. Potatohead" Connery [edited] walsh42003@yahoo.com (now on the frontlines of the [edited] in the Owensboro, KY [edited]), standing on the dock.

Grissett, please help out with the gals’’ names and any other details I have missed!

Chip Heartfield"


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LOVE-MAN HITS BIG JACK-POT AT HARRAH’S CASINO: Tom "The Love-Man" Lovinggood tlovinggood@comcast.net sent me e-mails - Tom sent a picture, and here is the exchange:


LARRY: Again? You sent me a few gambling shots several months ago. Is this another win? If so, write me a blurb about it, and I'll post it with the pics. Larry


TOM:
"Larry--
Yes, it is. I won this jack pot Friday afternoon at the Harrah's in North KC. I split the money with my wife and we are going to pay off some credit cards and we are going to take a vacation in Sept.
Tom L.


LARRY: "Tom: I picture you there at the Slots, one hand pulling the lever, the other hand holding a cold brewski. Congrats. Larry"


TOM:
"Larry-
I know you don't believe me, but I don't go to the casino except a few times per month. Last Friday, my wife and I were walking out the door and she said "why don't you just run $100.00 through this slot machine?" and I hit the jack-pot after a few spins. The maitre' d brought us some champagne. It still has not sunk in yet that we won this large an amount."


Your Blog Staff has not yet determined the magnitude of Tom’s good fortune.

If you come to Reunion, and wait until Tom gets "well-oiled" - the amount is certain to surface.

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LIKE MUSIC? Check out my music blog "Delta-Jam Records" at web address: http://www.myspace.com/deltajamrecords . Buck, I posted one of your Johnny Winter blurbs there. For Tom Lovinggood’s benefit - Tom, MySpace is where they make it really easy to get that "free web-site" you have wished for.

TIME FOR YOU TO "COMMENT": You may read "Comments" posted to this page by Blog Editor and other Brothers, below. Check out these random "Comments" by clicking the "button" - as Buck likes to call it, is at the bottom of the "page." The button is very small - small red letters "Comments" - just below "VTL, . ." Having a techno-mini-meltdown? Call me and I’ll walk you through it - 615-512-1448. Too lazy? Send me an e-mail and I’ll post your comment. I end up posting most of them anyway.

BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS: As of August 5, 2009, the Blog roster stands at 97 Beta Pi brothers, 89 Tick-a-lo men online who have e-mail addresses, and 8 ATO Girlfriends-o-Yore. If you have an e-mail address on a Brother, or sister - share it with us!

VTL,

Larry Simons
Beta Pi, 72