Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2014, No.02 – The Bucko Sports Page

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Your Beta Pi Blog Editorial Staff knows how much Vanderbilt Sports means to you, especially

after Vanderbilt Football has changed so dramatically over the last three seasons. 





That’s why we have scoured the globe for top sports writing talent to cover Vanderbilt Sports, just for you.  While all of that scouring didn’t do a damn thing, it reminded us that right in our midst, we have a supremely gifted sports writer.  Beta Pi Blog is proud to give you . . .

THE BUCKO SPORTS PAGE

By Frank J. “Buck” Biller

“At Vanderbilt, we do not rebuild.  We just reload.”

We all had that sick feeling in our gut that defeat had been snatched from the jaws of victory once again.  Just when we thought we were getting over the hump, Franklin bolts and we have visions a paunchy old grey haired guy that wants to run the wing T and couldn’t even convince his own kid to come play football for us. 

50 more years of 2-10 seasons just around the corner…

“Coach Poach” is stealing our top recruits…

Oh, Woe is us…

Well, News Flash to the Vandy Nation….

WE ARE OVER THE HUMP.  Get over it.  WE have a solid football program and it is just going to get better.

James Franklin is a fine young coach that did a terrific job in getting us started and getting everyone in the Vandy Nation to believe in ourselves.  I will always cherish the turnaround that Franklin implemented and the 4 great years of football we have enjoyed.  I wish Coach Franklin all the best luck at the State College of Pennsylvania.  The job is in his home state and should be a great lifetime position for him.

David Williams only needed a week to land one of the top coaching candidates in the country.  And why not?  We are a long time member of the top College football conference.  We are located in a world class city.  We are one of the top educational institutions in the world.  We had over 30 top candidates APPLY for the job.  AND…

We have a winning program!  Coach Franklin took some recruits with him.  That is just part of the system and nothing unusual.  Coach Mason will bring a few with him too.  The thing we have to remember is that our last 3 recruiting classes have been the best ever year after year.  Coach Mason has a good core that Coach Franklin did not have.  He has a great story to tell on the recruiting trail. 

Are we going to contend for the national championship next year?  No.  But we are no one’s doormat ever again, forever.  

See you at next year’s Bowl Game.

Buck

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ACTIVE CHAPTER UPDATE:

Beta Pi Blog is committed to keeping the DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION assault by Vanderbilt Behemoth honcho’s alive.  WHY?  In December,  Mike McCarty and I had discussions with Mr. Wynn  Smiley, CEO of ATO National, regarding the Active Chapter Suspension, which was triggered by the naughty and prurient e-mail sent out the Rush Chair.  The Actives chose not to appeal the suspension.  However, in the run up to the appeal deadline, we pressured Mr. Smiley to renegotiate with Dean Bandas, in an effort to turn around the suspension. 

Here is the compromise Wynn Smiley worked out with Dean Bandas:  The Chapter remains suspended, with a chance to recruit a new Pledge Class this Spring!  This Spring 2014, ATO National will be working with the Sophomores to reorganize new leadership, and Mr. Smiley said if they can demonstrate “an ability to operate effectively” in the eyes of Dean Bandas, then, the suspension might be lifted to allow them to recruit for a Spring Pledge Class in 2014.  That is WAY better than the flat suspension, which would have meant NO new pledge class in 2014, period. 

So, we will continue to watch and learn.

As to our de-gifting campaign.  We spoke out, and we were heard.  My gut feeling is that our campaign to "communicate" our displeasure to Vanderbilt needs to continue, for the time being, to see if the Active Chapter is reinstated this Spring.  Vanderbilt needs to know that we have the backs of the Active Chapter. And we need to keep the campaign until the Vanderbilt PC Jack-boot is removed from the throats of the Actives.

Here is the updated list of Alums who have committed to stop giving money to Vanderbilt:ere is the updated list of supportive ATO Alums.  We SHALL be heard, SO SAYS

JACK MUENCH
TIM CUSACK
JEFF OVERBY
CHET BREWER
JOHN HARTONG
MIKE McCARTY
PIERCE HODNETTE
GEORGE FORD
COREY CLARK
RICHARD NOONAN
MARK McGANN
KEITH SCHNEIDER
MARTY HEFLIN
FRANK BILLER
HERB LADLEY
VAN SAYLER
TOM LOVINGGOOD
J. NEAL CRENSHAW
CONRAD PETERSEN
LARRY SIMONS
RICK ZISKA
JEFF PEROUT
BOB SMOOT
CHARLY McGIBONY

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VTL,

Larry Simons

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Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2014, No.01 – BBVA Compass Bowl Victory!

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THE BVD COMPASS BOWL VICTORY!

The Bucko Factor:  Thursday evening, I got a call from my best friend 

FRANK J. BILLER, saying he'd be unable to attend, due to him catching the flu.  I advised him to stop seeing his regular doctor . . .

Dr. Quaso al bin Filguud, M.D., and to get a real doctor.

The Curse of Cullman:  So, Ann and I are cruising down I-65, pumped to attend the Pre-game party in Birmingham.  We are rolling through Cullman, reminiscing about

J.D. Strickland, the ATO who took 10 years to complete his undergrad degree, who – to this day – lives with his mother in Cullman, Alabama, and who stubbornly refuses to own a computer, or have an e-mail address, or use the internet – out of some misplaced loyalty to the 20^th Century. 

So, right as we hit Cullman, the “Engine Overheated – stop vehicle immediately – wait until engine cools” light comes on.  I did so, and fortunately we were only 1 mile from the next exit.  I bought some Coolant, added it, and we drove a few miles and BAM – on comes the light.  Ann used her I-pad to find a BMW Mechanic – open on Saturday – in Birmingham, so we got it towed there.  Ann was a real sport, she did not complain once about us missing the Pre-Game party.

But why Cullman?  Then, it hit me, The Curse of Cullman.  I pictured J.D., hunched over a crystal ball, with his hands powering it – watching ATO Vandy fans driving south, and putting a hex on them – similar to how the

Witch of the West manipulated and sabotaged the journey of Dorothy and friends on their way to the Emerald City. 

This theory was corroborated by the fact that we did not see J.D. at the game.  (Of course, it is also highly probable that J.D. only showed up for the game, and was too cheap to spring for a ticket to the Tailgate).

The VU Tailgate Party:

Ann and I have been to all three Bowls, the Liberty Bowl, the Music City Bowl, and the BVD Compass Bowl.  This tailgate party was . . . well, different.   

The “tent was too small.”  This is a true fact.  A Vanderbilt representative was outside the tent, apologizing for the long lines.  It was a half-ass-corporate-style apology, the fellow said “the tent company assured us the tent would hold 15,000 people, it was the biggest they had.  We are sorry you had to wait in line.”  Translation:  “It’s the tent company’s fault, sorry.”   So, if you wanted food, the line was long enough to spend half your time waiting.  Then, to the booze line, which was longer, to spend the other half.  Good thing we had breakfast at the hotel.

Redeeming factor: while we were in line, I spotted a few ATO friends.

The Holy "C"

 

I ran into His Holiness, The Holy "C" . . . ATO Brother CLARK THOMAS.  Clark has earned this nick-name, and I have biblical authority here, because the Bible says:

  “So the last will be first, and the first will be last.”  

Clark is the brother who fulfills this biblical prophecy, because his first name is a last name, and his last name is a first name.  AM I RIGHT?  

  


Clark is an outstanding professional photographer of the first order. 

 Back in the day, Clark was a “mystery-man” - meaning we rarely saw him at the House  -  his excuse was always that he had to “work.” 

He revealed years later that Chancellor Heard had “hired” him to wander the campus, taking “candid” pictures of student life.  

In hindsight, it now makes perfect sense why Clark spent so much time at sorority houses gawking at girls (he was getting paid to do it).  A dream job for any red-blooded boy.  Way to go, Thomas . . . I mean Clark.

  
So, we shook hands, Clark is a man of few words (which is the other reason he rarely hung out at the ATO House – he had nothing to say). 

I asked Ann to take our picture, and pulled out my Olympus Camera (a cheap point-and-shoot camera for dummies). 

Clark looked at my "device", and his head turned slightly to the side (similar to how Terminator’s head turned when he was digitally sizing up his next kill).  Blank look in his eyes.  Then, he uttered the words . . . . 

“What’s that?”

Those were the only two words uttered by . . . . . The Holy "C".

The Boss.












Also present was JOHN STEIN.   John’s wife Beth was also unable to attend due to the flu.  Always willing to exchange ideas, John promptly told me a thing or two. Oddly, it felt similar to back in the day, when John was Treasurer of the Active Chapter, we'd go to him to ask for money for some social adventure, and we'd come away empty handed, feeling as though we should never have asked.  Ah . . . the good old days. 

Then spontaneously, John broke into song . . . . that old ATO favorite “OUR JEWELS." 

I only wish Frank Biller had been there to join in. Buck, get well soon my brother.

The BBVA Compass Bowl:

Vanderbilt absolutely PACKED our half of Legion Stadium. 

Houston had a smattering of fans.

Then, there were those ridiculous six “Cowboys” dressed in authentic “cowboy full-length duster coats.”  They were probably also packing six-guns.  They were very careful not to actually move (which would not be cowboy-cool) except to raise their right arms, and go “rah-rah” ever so smoothly, then spit tobacco). That is all they did, except when Houston scored, they carried the Houston Flag.  I mean, “cowboy” cheer leaders? Please. At least they could have worn tights and done “western” dance moves (sort of like the cowboy-guy in VILLAGE PEOPLE).   HAA!

Mind you, I did not complain myself.  But sitting in the stands, as you might imagine, I overheard several negative comments, which it is my duty to here report:

“The rows aren’t numbered.”  True fact, any numbering had been long WORN AWAY. Everyone was climbing up, looking, then asking “Is this Row 55?”

“This place sucks.”

“This Stadium is like early 20^th Century.”  One knowledgeable attendee confirmed that Legion Stadium was built in 1926.  HAAA!

We watched a great play, and the guy in front of us said:  




“Now we can watch the replay on the Etch-a-Sketch.”

“Oh, you mean the “Tiny-tron!”  (upper right corner).

 “Yeah, the “mini-tron.”

 So, the Dores were up 24-0 at the Half.  Playing great, our Band was great.

The Score Board was “pre-digital” – the numbers were lit up by 100 Watt Bulbs.  This was state of the art in 1926, shortly after Manual Score Boards (the kind where a guy walks on a scaffold and actually changes the number cards every time score changes) went electric.

Third Quarter, Houston racked up 24 unanswered points to tie, and Fourth Quarter our Mighty Dores trounced Houston, ahead to win 41-24.

 It was an awesome win.  We had a great time.

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ACTIVE CHAPTER UPDATE:

In December,  Mike McCarty and I have been in discussions with Mr. Wynn  Smiley, CEO of ATO National CEO of ATO National, in an effort to turn around the suspension.  Here is the compromise Wynn Smiley worked out with Dean Bandas:  The Chapter remains suspended, but here is what is new:  this Spring 2014, ATO National will be working with the Sophomores to reorganize new leadership, and Mr. Smiley said if they can demonstrate “an ability to operate effectively” (which is corporate-speak for what?) in the eyes of Dean Bandas, then, the suspension might be lifted to allow them to recruit for a Spring Pledge Class in 2014.  That is WAY better than the flat suspension, which would have meant NO new pledge class in 2014, period.  There might be some justice after all, but that remains to be seen.  Thanks to Mike McCarty and Mr. Smiley for their efforts.

As to our de-gifting campaign.  We spoke out, and we were heard.  My gut feeling is that our campaign to "communicate" our displeasure to Vanderbilt needs to continue, for the time being, to see if the Active Chapter is reinstated this Spring.  Vanderbilt needs to know that we have the backs of the Active Chapter.


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VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, 72