Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2013, No.10 – BREAKING NEWS EDITION















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VANDERBILT PC POLICE DROP HAMMER ON ACTIVE CHAPTER

I wrote to ATO National President Wynn Smiley, and he wrote me back.  I received his letter today.  Bad news.

“Lawrence,

The University has suspended the chapter for one semester.  It will not be allowed to operate for the remaining academic year.  The National Fraternity has not decided what the outcome will be after the one semester suspension.  However, we have been working with the younger members of the chapter in hopes that we can regroup, allowing the chapter to operate in a more functional manner.

Sincerely,

WYNN R. SMILEY | CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER

One North Pennsylvania Street, Twelfth Floor, Indianapolis, IN 46204

Phone: 317.684.1865 | Fax: 317.684.1862




I have a letter in to Mr. Smiley for more details on exactly why the Actives were so severely punished.  But based on the information I have, my opinion is this:  to suspend the Active Chapter for the entire Spring Semester is 
harsh and unjust.  

As I understood it, the Actives had been caught providing beer to a Rushee.  

The University had not yet decided their fate when all of a sudden BAM! - the Rush Chairman sent out a prurient e-mail (supposedly it was meant as “satirical” and “humorous”) which found its way to University Officials, and also to ATO National.

            

Well, as you are all aware, the Administration is obsessed with political correctness, and has come down hard on Fraternities.  That is a separate discussion.  But all this happened shortly after the Vanderbilt Football team members’ sex scandal.  Draw your own conclusions.

Fact:  Fraternity boys drink – even though it is against the rules.  Fact:  Fraternity boys swear.  This is the nature of things.  We all know this, including the VANDERBILT PC POLICE.  Why then has Vanderbilt come down so hard on ATO?  This is unknown, but I suspect they want to use ATO to set an example.

After we learned of their peril, I had written a letter urging the University to have mercy, and Mike McCarty did so as well.  Mike also personally lobbied a Vanderbilt Official.

Everything that could be done to help the Actives was done.

 SO.  IT IS TIME FOR GROUP CONCENSUS.  I put it out to all of you – the Blog readers - and ask you to comment on these questions:

1.      Is Vanderbilt’s punishment of the Active Chapter a just punishment, considering it deprives the Chapter of a Spring 2014 Pledge Class, a significant financial hardship?

2.      What should our individual responses be?  (I am personally tempted to write to Vanderbilt Officials, express my disapproval of the severity of punishment, and tell them I am suspending the remaining 2 years of Annual Giving which I pledged to the University, as a financial expression of my disapproval.  The only language Vanderbilt seems to understand is the Almighty Dollar).

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BOWL UPDATE:

My step-daughter Maggie, who is WAY more informed about sports than I am, says the choice for Vanderbilt’s Bowl eligibility is between Nashville, Memphis and Jacksonville.  Ann, who is a WAY bigger sports fan than I am is very excited about the Bowl. 

Buck Biller and I and Ann attended last year’s Music City Bowl,


Heme and Aber and Stubby also attended,

and the year before Ann and I drove to Memphis for the Liberty Bowl.  We are going, and Buck is committed to going as well.

The big “reveal” is supposed to be December 8th!

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BLOG TECHNICAL IMPROVEMENTS – “GOOGLE+”

Google has replaced “Google Friend Connect” with “Google +”!  I am sure many of you will say to yourselves “WTF do I care?”  Here is the story. 

As you know, I went on a campaign several months ago to get you all to “join” the blog website.  At that time, Blogger offered a feature called “Google Friend Connect.”  That was what we had.  We were successful in getting 37 of you signed on to that feature. 

Then, a few weeks ago, I discovered Google made some really cool changes, offering a newer version called “Google +” – basically a new social networking app - and as I read the fine print, I discovered that although “Google Friend Connect” still works (or appears on the page), they have “discontinued it” – whatever that means.  My guess is, they will let it be, but it won’t grow, no one new can join it.  UH OH. 

So . . . I got really inspired when my friend Matt Blankenship sent me an invitation to join his Google+ friend circle.  Coincidentally, he sent this while I was working on changing to this new format.  Google + has this thing called “circles.”  A light bulb went off . . . let’s see . . . “circles” – YES!  Beta Pi Blog can have its own “circles.” 

So now we do – we now have a “Beta Pi” circle for ATO’s, and a “Beta Pi Gal-Pals” circle for our female friends!  I am psyched!  It works WAY better than the old Google Friend Connect did.  Most notably, a “circle” can act as an e-mail list, allowing me to share the blog and comments with you without the hassle of writing an e-mail and pasting the link.  It is great, perfect for what we do.  So, if you get an invitation to join or accept Google+ from me, I hope you will click on “accept.”  It will ask you to make a profile, but you can opt out of most of it except name and e-mail address.  Thanks again Matt Blankenship for the inspiration.  It couldn’t have come at a better time.

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BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS:   As of December 3, 2013, there are 37 Blog Website Members; there are 115 ATO’s on the blog list, plus 16 ATO Gal-Pals.  And, there are 6 Brothers who do not have e-mail, led by J.D. Strickland who refuses to get a computer. 


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Larry Simons
Beta Pi, 72


Thursday, November 21, 2013

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2013, No.09 – HOLIDAY EDITION





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Beta Pi Blog’s purpose: to bring ATO, Beta Pi Chapter Brothers and ATO Gal-Pals together.  The blog is not to be taken seriously - it is meant for

fun. 

The Beta Pi Blog is non-political.  It includes

pictures, links, Archives of previous issues,

and other time-wasters.

To get there, go to web address: http://beta-pi-blog.blogspot.com


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HOLIDAY EDITION



I am writing this Holiday Edition as I sit by a natural wood fire in our fireplace,

Ann is in the kitchen in her prettiest holiday dress and apron,

filling the kitchen with the wondrous aromas of cinnamon and cranberry,

a turkey in the oven,

my dogs are sleeping at my feet as the roaring fire crackles,

and I can’t help but admire my original edition Norman Rockwell print “An American Christmas” – and give thanks to God Almighty for our troops and our freedoms, and the bountiful blessings he has bestowed . . .  BULL!


Seriously, there is no fire, it was 60 degrees here in Nashville, and my dogs are too busy pissing to give a shit about nestling at my feet.  Ann is an awesome cook, and every evening the kitchen smells great, I am so thankful for Ann.  I do have a few Norman Rockwell prints somewhere, but not hanging.  I am very thankful to God for our troops and our Country.

I write this for two reasons:  to wish all you a Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas.  And secondly, because I know if I do not get off my ass and do this now, it won’t get done.  NORMAN ROCKWEL BE DAMNED!   I love all of my ATO Brothers, I am thankful to be connected to you, especially to my closest friends 

Frank Biller, Steven Starr,

















Frank Collins,


















Matt Blankenship and














Pierce Hodnette.  




I love you guys and miss you.


VANDY BOWL BOUND

I must say, Vanderbilt Football has been a roller coaster ride this season.  With the shocking sex scandal, and the disappointing Homecoming Game, it was surprising that the Dores rallied to beat Georgia and Florida!  Ann and I went to the Kentucky game last weekend, and I’ve got to say it – the Dores seemed slow early in the game, and both teams pretty evenly matched.  Very close game until things picked up in the 4th quarter, and the Dores widened their lead to 22 to 6!  It still seemed squeaky, but a win is a win.  CONQUER AND PREVAIL!

That day, my step daughter Maggie texted Ann (she and Ann are WAY bigger football fans than I am) that Vandy is now Bowl Eligible!  Ann loves to go the games, we went to Music City Bowl last year, and Liberty Bowl before that.  And of course, now that the Dores are Bowl Eligible, and add to that the maxim “If Mama ain’t happy, ain’t NOBODY happy” – I assure you, we WILL be going to the Bowl, wherever it is.  I hope to see some of you there!














ADIOS, mother f*****s!

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VACATION UPDATE

As you know, it is my tradition to share vacation pictures. 

This fall, Ann and I went to a favorite place, Dominican Republic.

We visited Santo Domingo and toured Christopher Columbus’ Brother’s Home.

Here is the courtroom where they convicted people for heresy.

Here is me bribing the Guard . . . to let me ride the Horse . . .

I couldn’t resist trying on the Armor and mounting the Horse!

A festive luncheon . . .

We had our picture made with the Dancers, I think they misunderstood the translation . . .

In your face FACE SHOT . . . these are always fun . . .

My best friend and the love of my life, ANN

We enjoyed sea side meals

We did SPEED BOATS, that was big fun!

Ann and I spent lots of time on the beach.

The food was great.

As you know, one of our hobbies is horses, so I couldn’t resist . . .

RIDING THE MECHANICAL BULL!

A good time, some much needed R & R!  The people are very friendly, they smile a lot, and there is no law against women going topless on the beaches (which is why the people smile alot)  HA!

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BETA PI BLOG ROSTER STATS:   As of November 21, 2013, there are 36 Blog Website Members;  there are 115 ATO’s on the blog e-mail list, plus 16 ATO Gal-Pals.  And, there are 6 Brothers who do not have e-mail, led by J.D. Strickland who refuses to get a computer. 

VTL,


















Larry Simons
Beta Pi, 72