Monday, April 30, 2007

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2007, No.25 - Marty finds Cono the Barbarian

Beta Pi:

MARTY FINDS CONO THE BARBARIAN: I got an e-mail from Frank a.k.a. "Marty" Collins on April 25, 2007:

"Larrymeister:

I am pleased to announce that I have unearthed the great Conrad Petersen. He is living in Texas - I neglected to ask in what part of that there state - with his wife of 18 years and their 2 children. He is in the commercial real estate business, losing his hair, and his golf game has slipped badly. Now is the time to get back the money I lost to him all those years ago. He was delighted to hear from me, but most especially happy to learn of the Larry Beta Pi Blog. I sent him the link and trust he will sign on soon to catch up with the Tic-a-lore you have posted over these many months. His e-mail is cpetersen@tycommercial.com . Go get’ em cowboy!

Frank"

ACCORDINGLY, BETA PI BLOG WELCOMES CONRAD PETERSEN ABOARD! Cono, if you know the e-mail addresses of any Tic-a-lo’s - lemme know, hallelujah!

Check out Beta Pi Blog on the web! The blog address is:

http://journals.aol.com/lasimons4law/beta-pi-blog/

VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, ‘72

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

FROM FRANK BILLER, May 1, 2007:

“Here's a challenge for the Tic-Nation. Find Class of ‘76 Pledge, first full-blooded Swede ever initiated into Beta PI - Heino Lutz a/k/a "Anus Lust". Ya shore you becha.
Buck
PS to Marlon- I think he was your little brother.”

EDITORIAL NOTE: Notice how Buck seems to enjoy Heino’s nickname?  Coincidence, I think not.
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FROM FRANK BILLER TO CONRAD PETERSEN:
“Hey Cono!

I was glad to hear you were "un-earthed" by Larry's insidious tic-finder blog nation. They will find us all before it is over.

I have two really vivid memories from the sumnmer we were both in Nash-burg (or at least as vivid as my murky remembrances get after a lifetime spent scarfing down somewhere between 3-5 supertankers of adult beverages).

1. The "face-trap". I was never very skilled at soccer and I regret to this day the atomic blast I made from short range that almost made you Cono the Headless-Barbarian on the front walk of the Tic-Mansion.

2. Your story about caddying at a PGA tour event when Al Geiberger lost a 3 shot lead on Sunday. I almost had a heart attack when you described him storming into the bar, grabbing a 5th of Gin and swilling half the bottle down.

And of course, who could forget Waxie's and "The Big Mug".

I am glad you surfaced Cono.  i hope we can have a Big Mug together before we all go to the "big Tic-House in the sky"

Regards,
Frank J. "Buck" Biller”

Anonymous said...

FROM FRANK BILLER, May 2, 2007:

"I'm not sure I want to know what alternative spring break is - not that there's anything wrong with that.
Buck"

Anonymous said...

ISSUE #25 CONTEST ENTRY FROM JACK MUENCH, July 9, 2007:

"If this a recent picture of Laura, and she is Vinny's uncomplicated love-slave, I shall truly curse the fates!"

SORRY, MUENCHMAN, NOT CORRECT.