Monday, April 30, 2007

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2007, No.25 - Marty finds Cono the Barbarian

Beta Pi:

MARTY FINDS CONO THE BARBARIAN: I got an e-mail from Frank a.k.a. "Marty" Collins on April 25, 2007:

"Larrymeister:

I am pleased to announce that I have unearthed the great Conrad Petersen. He is living in Texas - I neglected to ask in what part of that there state - with his wife of 18 years and their 2 children. He is in the commercial real estate business, losing his hair, and his golf game has slipped badly. Now is the time to get back the money I lost to him all those years ago. He was delighted to hear from me, but most especially happy to learn of the Larry Beta Pi Blog. I sent him the link and trust he will sign on soon to catch up with the Tic-a-lore you have posted over these many months. His e-mail is cpetersen@tycommercial.com . Go get’ em cowboy!

Frank"

ACCORDINGLY, BETA PI BLOG WELCOMES CONRAD PETERSEN ABOARD! Cono, if you know the e-mail addresses of any Tic-a-lo’s - lemme know, hallelujah!

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VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, ‘72

Monday, April 23, 2007

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2007, No.24 - Blues & Arms Aylward

Beta Pi:

As you may know, Bob "Arms" Aylward recently reminded me that he has Delta roots, having been born and raised in Pace, Mississippi, which is only 40 miles from Clarksdale (See Bob’s comment in Archives, Vol.2007, No.20).

BLUES & ARMS AYLWARD: So, today I stopped in to my old law office to pick up mail, and I get this package from Bob Aylward containing a handwritten note:

"Larry -

Since you plan on spending time in the Delta, I thought the attached magazine might be of interest. Maybe you could join the Delta Center. Enjoy

Arms Aylward"

Here’s my e-mail response to my old friend Arms:

"Bob:

I checked my old office (the office I moved out of 5 years ago) and I still get some mail there, although mostly junk mail. (My new mailing address is 214 Second Avenue North, Ste. 400, Nashville, TN 37201).

I was pleased to get the package you sent to me, with Delta Center for Culture & Learning Magazine. Thanks Bob, I will enjoy reading this.

Very thoughtful of you to send this. I was just there this past weekend, working on my building. I have a tenant in the front (that means positive cash flow) and the apartment in the rear will be ready for us to stay in for Sunflower Blues Festival in August. Why don't you and the Missus join us?

VTL,

Larry"



BLOG ROSTER UPDATE: I have a working roster totaling 75 Beta Pi brothers, a/k/a Tick-a-lors. 62 have e-mail addresses, and are on this Blog. Van Sayler is Worthy Keeper of the E-mail Address List, see Van’s Webpage (link on right). {David Howe is deceased, but I still carry his e-mail address, because David’s widow, Dara, told me she still gets David’s e-mail.} There are 12 brothers for whom I have no e-mail, but only a phone number or address, and for some I do not even have a phone number. I value your assistance in contacting these brothers - and if you get their e-mail address, please let me know, so I can electrocute them with this blog. Here are the unknown soldiers:



Corey Clark: no info.



West Crafton, M.D.: 615-868-0352 (w); 615-383-8743 (h); No e-mail.



Tim Cusack: 505-622-4865; P.O. Box 250, Roswell, NM 88202; No e-mail.



Don Engleman: 559-433-9021; Apt.230, 1160 E. Perrin Ave., Fresno, CA 93720; No e-mail.



Dennis Fite: 405-329-4359535; Shawnee St, Norman, OK 73071-4630; No e-mail.



Ray Gray: 16809 25th AveNE , Marysville, WA 98271-4459, BS 1977 School of Engineering Science, No e-mail.



Joel Kadarauch: 1044 East 27th Avenue , Anchorage, AK 99508, (907)278-4960; No e-mail;



Herb Ladley, M.D.: 1532 East Sevier Avenue, Kingsport, TN 37664; 423-230-5000 (w); No e-mail.



Anthony Miranda: 518-664-6339; 388 S. Main St., Mechanicville, NY 12118; no e-mail.



Chris Page: 904-428-7318; no e-mail.



Scott Sheppard: 925-200-9925; no e-mail.



J.D. Strickland: 256-739-4931 (h); 256-565-6782 (w); no e-mail, no computer.





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VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, ‘72

Friday, April 13, 2007

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2007, No.23 - MUENCH ON VONNEGUT

Beta Pi:

This blog is usually short and concise - but not today. If that’s a turn-off, you’d best change channels . . .


MUENCH ON VONNEGUT:

So I got an e-mail from Venerable Jack "Muenchie" Muench. It was "charged" so I simply had to call him. My luck was on - we connected (the last 6 times I tried, Muenchie and I have only exchanged "voice messages" which is the emotional / relational equivalent of Muzak). Jack and picked up talking (for the first time since 1975) as if we hadn’t skipped a beat. In his e-mail, Jack refers to a Washington Post article by Bob Thompson - about Kurt Vonnegut, who died yesterday (see Link on right). Here is his e-mail:

"Somehow, reading this article (among the many others I've read over the past 24 hours), I am reminded of three songs: Had to Cry Today and Can't Find My Way Home by Blind Faith, and Dreams by the Allman Brothers. I don't know if Kurt ever listened to the last song (indeed, I will go to almost any lengths not to, now, myself), but this article shows that he fully understood its import.

"I never thought of environmental degradation much until I read one of his books in the spring of '74, wherein he noted that our beautiful green and blue planet was being turned into a festering cheese. Then, I sat up and took notice, but never did a whole lot about it really, just self-medicated my concerns about the problem.

"For awhile.

"Make no mistake, we have just lost a wonderfully sensitive canary in an increasingly fetid coal mine. God help us, every one, because I'm afraid that we won't. And Kurt no longer can, and, mercifully, doesn't need to.

Larry, if you would, please send this around."


You got it, Muenchman! You inspired as new blog feature . . .


POETRY SHACK:


RAINBOWS CONVERGING


My dear Doctor Phibes:

I am having one of those "inspired" days - when, if there were a rainbow in the sky (there’s not, its threatening rain) and warm (there’s a brittle March chill - in April) - and a friend complimented me, I might think of God. Then I might assemble my moments into a rationale proving God’s existence. Trite as it may seem, my dear Doctor, this is one way my creativity spark catches fire, and being a poet, that is a day-maker. I am not (although I am want to) proselytizing (as you have rightly noted before). Well, here are my "rainbows" converging in these moments this morning:

I get an e-mail from Jack Muench, then had a really delightful talk with him by cell!

and, Muenchie has contributed a really thoughtful piece (above);

and which pointed me to a great Washington Post article (see link on the right) about the late, great Kurt Vonnegut -

then, I am in an elevator, and I’m thinking of the North Carolina Attorney General’s most sincere apology to the Duke Lacrosse Players (which prosecutors rarely, if ever, do) - which makes me feel really proud to be a lawyer, because (breath of fresh air) he had the guts to actually "do right" - actually say those words "I am sorry" - and then to also have the courage to pronounce those boys "innocent" (another taboo word for prosecutors) many WOW’s!

I’m remembering how eloquently Pierce Hodnette apologized to Jim Cordner (See Archives, Vol.2006, No.54), and how good it felt when Bill Price called me up out-of-the-blue to apologize to me for something 30 years ago, and the guts that took, and how much I admire Pierce and Bill for it;

Then, it hits me (but it was not like a Brando "diamond bullet in the center of my forehead" moment) - but it did light up my bonfire! So here is how I describe the feeling: its akin to feeling of invincibility at age 18, it’s the feeling a poet feels when writing a poem, or an artist feels while painting, a songwriter about his song - that feeling is a very powerful feeling. Much coveted by writers.

I’m thinking, Muenchie stirred this up, and there are several brothers, like Frank Collins, and Doug Campbell - there is truly a strong contingent of Tick-a-lors who are literature devotees and poetry lovers. I have tales yet to tell involving Fotch and Mansfield.

So, Phibes, I have these rainbows converging, and I think, sure, why not share one of my poems with my trusted Brothers?

And, I happen to have a poem on point - a poem about spirituality of apology. Many weird rainbows, eh? Doctor Phibes, you know me well enough to know a new prescription is the very thing I do not need. . . I’m so naturally goofy, people think I’m high on something - when its actually just a character flaw. I still treasure the advice you gave me . . . "get off the crack!" It was well deserved, I love you, Phibes.

Thus endeth the convergence of rainbows.

And so is born a new Blog feature - "Poetry Shack" - in which various poems, by various poets will be shared (rarely authored by yours truly).

Today, I know for a fact my dear friend Jack Muench watered my garden (careful - don’t you go where your prurient mind leads) - with a gift of inspiration. Thanks, Jack, I love you my Brother!

A little background. A few years ago, my life was again unmanageable, and to make matters worse, I had behaved quite hurtfully toward my beautiful wife, and said some very wicked things to her. This is no joke friends, I was ill (you know, the "m" word). Phibes, had you been there, you would have used one word on me - probably "moron." It is a miracle that she ever accepted my apology. Anyway, the poem is called Peace, and I wrote this poem about apology, from those feelings of having really screwed up, having hurt someone I love. I know the flavor of crow, my dear Doctor. There is a favorite Bible scripture that inspired the poem. So, I printed it up, and gave it to Ann as an anniversary present that year. Again, the disclaimer, not proselytizing here.


"But the wisdom that is from above is first pure, then peaceable, gentle, willing to

Yield, full of mercy and good fruits, without partiality and without hypocrisy.

Now the fruit of righteousness is sown in peace by those who make peace."

James 3:17, 18


For Ann, on our third Anniversary

PEACE

To the wildflower, the mountain said I apologize

For the shadow I cast upon you.

If I did not stand over you,

The sun would shine upon you unceasingly.


To the mountain, the raincloud said I apologize

For all of my leaning upon your shoulder.

If I did not cling to you so, the beauty of your great peak

Would be visible for the sun to shine upon always.


To the mountain, the sun said I apologize

For setting down on you every day, and leaving you to the darkness.

If I did not leave you, you would cast no shadow

And my warmth and light would forever bathe your wildflowers.


To the raincloud, the wildflower said I apologize

For my selfishness.

For I have never ceased

In my cravings for your rain water.


To the sun, the wildflower said I apologize

For my greed.

For I have never felt satisfied enough,

I always need more of your warmth and light.


To the mountain, the wildflower said I apologize

For my hatred.

For I have bitterly cursed you

With every shadow you have cast upon me.


Said the wildflower to the raincloud, the mountain, and the sun,

Of all of us, I have the heaviest heart.

How could I hope to be forgiven

After the wrongs I have done you?


To the wildflower,

The raincloud said my rain water is your water.

The sun said my light is your light.

The mountain said my love is your love.


Larry Simons

March 30, 1999 copyright


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VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, ‘72

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2007, No.22 - Son of Fuad / Marlon Update

Beta Pi:

SON OF FUAD:

So I got a call from Brother Frank Biller fbiller1@msn.com last night. Here is what Frank reports. He got a voice message from a mystery man of Arabic descent, which he played for me. It is indeed a mystery:

"Hello, this is Rashid Ashkar. I am the illegitimate son of Fuad Ashkar, a.k.a. George Ash. The reason I call you, I found your name in the crumpled papers within the Hama Rabi, crushed in my late father’s hands at the moment of his death. I am trying to locate his homosexual lover, Steven Starr. Please call me at your earliest convenience."

Seems Frank is somewhat obsessed with that infamous moment in Tick-a-lor history when Brother Steven Starr starr2456@comcast.net was down for the count and at the tender mercies of the international swinger Fuad (see, Archives, Vol.2007, No.14). What is this obsession all about Frank?

MARLON McGANN UPDATE: Anyway, Frank also reports he had a great talk with the Immortal Marlon, a.k.a. Mark McGann markmcgann@prodigy.net , and the big news is that Marlon is committed to attending VU Reunion ‘07. Brother Biller was so moved, he made an irrevocable vow to attend, which he recorded by voice message, and I quote:

"Hey yo’ Larry, its me Buck. I just had a really good long talk with Marlon. He scared the s_ _t out of me when he called - ‘cause he goes, "Buck, its Marlon - I’m dyin’ " - and you know, Marlon had brain cancer and survived, {for more history of Marlon, See Archives, Vol.2006, No.11 (August, 2006)} so I’m like what the #$%^&*, but he was just joking, he’s fine - that’s Marlon. So, he just called me to BS. Marlon wants to know about Reunion, so I told him "Marlon, you’ve gotta go to Reunion! Marlon, you’ll have a ball!" He said "what da ya do - what if you’ve gotta sit by somebody you can’t stand?" I said "It’s just like anything - if its fun you stay, if not you leave. Hey - your Tick buddies will be there, your classmates will be there. I said "Marlon, if you show up I’ll show up."


"If Marlon McGann shows up after what that man’s been through in his life, I’m gonna be there - I would sell my soul to have a beer at Rotiers with that man again. Larry, I’ll bethere, I swear to God I’ll be there, I swear on my children I will be there, no matter what."

Thus endeth the irrevocable vow. Greater love hath no man . . .

Buck also said he and Marlon recounted memories of many memorable nights at Waxie’s Pub. Ah, sweet memories. Thanks to Buck and Marlon for inspiration.

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VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, ‘72

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Beta Pi Blog, Vol.2007, No.21 - A Tale of Lobsterfest

Beta Pi:

Bob Aylward baylward@seattlemariners.com recently sent me a blurb about Ollie Grace ograce@graceny.com reminding me that Ollie should be remembered for LOBSTERFEST. And that started my squeaking wheels turning . . .into . . . memories . . . which . . . surfaced . . . resulting in . . .

A Tale of Lobsterfest.


Oliver Russell Grace, Jr., of New York, New York was a freshman in ‘72/’73, and he pledged in Spring ‘73. I was a Sophomore, and I had the honor of being Ollie Grace’s big brother. I’m thinking that the following year ‘73/’74 - Ollie’s sophomore year - he needed to do something spectacular (as Tick-a-lors are driven to do). Lobsterfest was born.

Ollie dreamed it up, and enlisted the help of the House - the idea was warmly received by the hungry throng of Tik-lo’s. Ollie ordered the Lobsters, the dining room was decked out with table cloths, silverware, including the lobster-shell tools needed to shell the lobster tails. The brothers dutifully signed up, and many brought dates. It was planned as a food-o-the-gods banquet fit for kings (as Tick-a-lors believe themselves to be).

Certain brothers from the West led by Matt Blankenship mattsb@texas.net had purchased in Colorado - and transported to the Tik House, a dozen cases of Coors beer, especially for the occasion. The cases of Coors were guarded by armed guard, and the law was enacted that no brother should partake thereof until Lobsterfest. The brew was stored "safely" in Alexander & Laura’s pantry (which was not the coolest place in the House). Well, many brothers were drooling and some were licking their chops, dreaming of Lobsterfest with ice-cold-Coors imported for the occasion.

Chester Brewer wcblaw@aol.com and Travis Parr parrfamco@aol.com - being lobster specialists, manned the kitchen, and the boiling of lobsters began. The hungry throng was seated, and the boys and their dates eagerly watched as lobsters were served. As hunger mounted - so did thirst, and the Western Tik-lor contingent broke out the Coors. . . only to discover . . .that the Coors. . .had "spoiled" from sitting in the pantry for 2 months (Coors being a superior brew, had no preservatives). An emergency meeting was held in the pantry, and Frank Biller fbiller1@msn.com being an expert in beer, tasted the Coors, and confirmed it to be rotten swill. Thereupon, a contingent was formed to make an emergency beer run, and the expenditure of funds was approved for the sake of the thirsty throng. A banquet fit for kings was had by all! On behalf of the Brothers of Beta Pi, thanks are heralded to Venerable Brother Ollie Grace for Lobsterfest! And thanks to Arms Aylward for inspiration.

NOTE: Since the squeaking wheels of my memory are somewhat infirm, a disclaimer is entered as to the accuracy of facts. Brothers are encouraged to bring inaccuracies and mistakes to attention of Blog editorial staff, so the integrity of the annals may be preserved. In other words, call me, or e-mail me, or post a comment.

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VTL,

Larry Simons

Beta Pi, ‘72